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Reportedly, Trump wants this photo removed from the Internet. Please share.
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It's come back around to my feed so of course I reblog it
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
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The federal government is taking over the California National Guard and deploying 2,000 soldiers in Los Angeles — not because there is a shortage of law enforcement, but because they want a spectacle.
Don't give them one.
Never use violence. Speak out peacefully.
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My favorite game is "I have an implant, let's see if it stops you" 😜

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We never had this before... Now we have something called "Poo-poo Bonding Time" because whenever someone sits down on the toilet our 4 month old kitten rushes to the bathroom and climbs into your lap and starts purring really heavily.
I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.
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Color me a demon then
Girls who tease you in public knowing you can’t dick them down in the moment are demons
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Donald Trump is furious that the media repeatedly makes his administration look bad by pointing cameras at them while they say and do stuff.
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White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt
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Okay, I'm not really into white guys but sheeeeeesh 🥵🫣

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