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looking for an old irl
i know this is a longshot but i’m looking for an old mutual/irl i went to high school with who went by the url @snorkalypse. searching their tag brought up no leads, their last post before deactivating seems to be well over a year ago.
for context, they were a year or two older than i was, but we still kept in touch over tumblr for a while. it’s probably been like. three years or more since i even opened my old account otherwise i would have asked…
i’m trying to contact some of their old moots just in case they have leads, but i’m not entirely hopeful. their house is literally a block from mine but i dont actually know if they still live there, maybe i’ll go ask at some point,,,
(they used to use she/her when we were close but that could have changed, i’m using “they” just in case)
SNORKALYPSE IF YOU SEE THIS MY OLD @ WAS @/PRUSSIANGALA!! PLEASE CONTACT ME I WOULD LIKE TO RECONNECT!!!
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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????
its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????
8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????
what??????????????????????????????………………………..
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When you can still smell his colon from last night on your pillow.
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you promised these kids krabby the clown
but all i saw was
cheapy the cheapskate
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hallelujah!
New arrival
Hello all! I’m new to the kin scene… but when i read about the green baby i knew it was me! I’ve always taken a liking to DIO and Pucci but never quite clicked as kin for either of them~ I call myself a “conkling” because of a kin memory. Isn’t that fantastic? can’t wait to meet you all and sample your human hair hehe
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Ya’ll gotta respect when i make memes not only from 1 fanbase but 2 AND on microsoft paint. How am i not a millionaire already?
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hey i just got this horrifying mask at walmart today. i couldn’t help myself. im sorry. The impulse was too strong.
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Reblog if you’re not a russian spy
Most people can’t
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i hate this.
a little bit of :3 in my life
a little bit of owo by my side
a little bit of uwu is all i need
a little bit of ;w; is what i see
a little bit of ^w^ in the sun
a little bit of ouo all night long
a little bit of x3 here i am
a little bit of >:3 makes me your man
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me taking my driver’s text LMAO
an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]
me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive
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i sat in the parking lot for an unreal amount of time to get this picture
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