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I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you
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oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation
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waving a spring onion around is pretty fun. the blue haired dame was onto something
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come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort
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you've stripped him of so many of his qualities that it's no longer "he would not say that". it's "who the fuck even is that guy"
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anyone remember when the combination kfc/long john silvers in my hometown just fucking exploded one night
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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
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"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud
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