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i'm at the point where i'm muting very basic nouns and adjectives to avoid getting pissed off so i'm just never going to see a post ever again

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thank god you can mute tumblr urls

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actually unbearable to be online every time irlmerch has a fuckup because i am inherently unable to agree with phannies trying to make a point. like yeah it's totally shit but also your way of wording complaints is so annoying it's making me nooooot give a fuck

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kind of obsessed with the phannie on twitter who made some jokes in really poor taste and then instead of just being like 'my bad sorry about that' wrote a rather shit apology, retweeted some resources, deleted the apology and retweets when people didn't forgive them, had a "friend post on their account without their knowledge to tell everyone how nice they are", deleted that tweet too, said they were hacked, badly photoshopped a login notice to prove it, started tweeting nonsense and bible verses (kinda reminiscent of the bullshit actual hackers post on accounts they get into but like, when it's famous people not some random phannie) and then gave up and went private. fascinating stuff

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this giveaway drama on twitter... i can't... how are you gonna accept donations for a giveaway and announce the winners and then be like uhh i can't pay the shipping costs 😭 yeah man international shipping is expensive. i thought we knew this. is this why people always get mad at dnp for irlmerch's shipping costs like are they genuinely under the assumption that they're just making up a number for extra profit or what

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OMG YOUR POST ABOUT BEING PROUD OF THE SONG....i feel the same way like 😭 everyone is being so earnest saying stuff like "im so happy for my boys ❤️ the song is so wonderful 🥹🫶" and im like 😭. such a bitch clearly bc that's too sincere for me. its just a fun song idk. but peace and love to everyone who feels really strongly about it ily

YEAH FBGHJDFGBSK like don't get me wrong the lyrics are clever and it is very catchy, like it's a great song by dan and phil standards and honestly a fairly decent one in general, but people being like LOOK AT DAN ACHIEVING HIS MUSIC DREAMS AND WRITING A SONG 😍 like i don't think that's exactly what he meant. when he's talked about music. to be honest. i'm sure he had a lot of fun and i hope he's proud of it because he genuinely should be, but i don't think he's out here thinking Ah Yes i am a professional musician now, this is my magnum opus

i'm not hating on people doing this by the way like nothing wrong with it at all, if anything it's very sweet, i'm just... not capable of that i fear. so it's just very funny to observe

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im such an asshole everyone's like omg im so proud of dan and phil and their song ❤️ and i'm just like 😭 i mean i love it it's good but 😭 there is a limit to how seriously i am able to take this guys

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being anti-boyfriend is a self fulfilling prophecy because all my friends who get one seem to think the way to get me to like him is to talk about how great he is 24/7 like girl i love you but this is exactly why i don't like him . i have nothing personally against this man and i didn't say a mean word about him until you brought him up in every single conversation for a month straight, and you would know this if you listened to me just one of the times i said exactly that. he's not the problem!! i'm happy you're happy!!! i just want to have a conversation that isn't about him sometimes!!!!!!

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why does every person online with a boyfriend think they're the only person in the world capable of not being annoying about said boyfriend

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i could never have twitter as my main fandom platform because people don't get content for a week and completely abandon ship for some fuckass tv show like i'd just be mad at my mutuals all of the time because i'm far too petty for that shit i'm sorry

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just saw a tweet dissing phannie tumblr that i had to agree with it's rough out here

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i agree twitter's clutching their pearls a bit too much over tweets that just weren't That Bad but why does that mean everyone has to make a point out of filling my dash with dan and phil horny posts i DON'T care get that shit away from me

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i am sympathetic to people's merch issues don't get me wrong but i'd be far more sympathetic if a solid half of the complaints weren't like, shit they made up. also i genuinely thought we all just knew and accepted that merch is usually a bit shit like i'm not saying that's Right but i didn't realise this was news to anyone. ur 27 surely you've bought an overpriced t-shirt with a name on it that washes away before like

anyway. why are people mad the logo on the tit stream hoodie is "printed and not chrome like it claimed on the website" ? am i just ignorant what the fuck are you talking about. what is a CHROME logo? like this is a chrome design that's printed on.. i thought it was obvious that's what it would be... did you think it would be made of metal or like what is the issue here i genuinely don't get what people were envisioning

don't get me wrong i don't think the tit stream merch is particularly pretty, but i don't quite follow the claims about False Advertising

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i know they uploaded literally yesterday but i think this semi-break is really making everything worse for me 😭 like yeah life sucks but the combo of dnp being in between projects and dan doing "solo" shit is, for lack of a better word, triggering as hell LMAO

i personally have 0 issues with that show and from what i've (reluctantly) seen of it parts of it were funny, but i'm still like 😒 girl go home 😒

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i keep seeing twitter phannies leave phannie twitter not cause they don't care about dnp anymore but because of all the drama which is so fair except a few too many of them move to kpop twitter and i just........ guys..............

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actually don't be

am i annoying be honest

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am i annoying be honest