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                         CHILDREN   ARE   NOT  THINGS                           to  be molded, but are instead people  to                           BE                             UNFOLDED!

Indie YouTuber’s kids OC RP blogs

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YOU CHEAP BITCH

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did new theme for kat, and i added something very interesting to her bio. go check it out, tell me what you think?

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book of mormon act one sentence starters

these are some lyrics from the book of mormon soundtrack. feel free to edit pronouns. some of the things on here may be considered nsfw or have triggers.

HELLO!

❛ i would like to share with you the most amazing book! ❜

❛ you simply won’t believe how much this book can change your life! ❜

❛ did you know that jesus lived here in the usa? ❜

❛ you have a lovely home! ❜

❛ are these your kids? ❜

❛ have fun in hell. ❜

❛ hello, would you like to change religions? ❜

❛ i have free book written by jesus! ❜

❛ you’re gonna die someday. ❜

TWO BY TWO!

❛ i have been praying to be sent to my favorite place in the whole world. ❜

❛ you’re like the smartest, best, most deserving person i’ve ever seen! ❜

❛ soon i’ll be off in a different place helping the whole human race. ❜

❛ i guess it’s you and me. ❜

❛ satan has a hold of france! ❜

❛ i love you, orlando! ❜

❛ cool! …where is that? ❜

❛ we’ll convert everyone all across the planet earth! ❜

YOU AND ME ( BUT MOSTLY ME! )

❛ i’ve always had the hope that on the day i go to heaven, heavenly father will shake my hand and say ‘you’ve done an awesome job’. ❜

❛ we can do it together, you and me. ❜

❛ i can do most anything. ❜

❛ i can stand next to you and watch. ❜

❛ every hero needs a sidekick. ❜

❛ it’s so great we can agree. ❜

❛ i’ll do something incredible. ❜

❛ we’ll change the world forever! ❜

❛ there’s no limit to what we can do, me and you. ❜

HASA DIGA EEBOWAI!

❛ there’s war, poverty, famine. but having a saying makes it all seem better! ❜

❛ hasa diga eebowai! ❜

❛ does it mean no worries for the rest of our days? ❜

❛ the plane was crowded and the bus was late. ❜

❛ raise your middle finger to the sky and curse his rotten name. ❜

❛ so i guess in english it was be ‘fuck you, god’. ❜

❛ you should really not be saying that. ❜

❛ she’s all i have left in the world. ❜

❛ if you don’t like what we say, try living here a couple days. ❜

❛ all your friends and family die. ❜

❛ fuck you in the eye. ❜

TURN IT OFF!

❛ it’s super easy not to feel that way. ❜

❛ don’t feel those feelings, hold them in instead. ❜

❛ when you’re feeling certain feelings that just don’t seem right, treat those pesky feelings like a reading light and turn ‘em off. ❜

❛ really, what’s so hard about that? ❜

❛ when i was young, my dad would treat my mom real bad. ❜

❛ now, don’t you dare start crying! ❜

❛ one thing led to another and soon i would discover, i was having really strange feelings for ____. ❜

❛ i thought about us on a deserted island. ❜

❛ my hetero side just won! ❜

❛ boys should be with girls, that’s heavenly father’s plan. ❜

❛ i think it’s okay that you’re having gay thoughts. ❜

❛ i’m not having gay thoughts. ❜

❛ alright, it worked! ❜

❛ we do it all the time! ❜ 

I AM HERE FOR YOU!

❛ i’d do anything for you. ❜

❛ i’m just trying to make you feel better. ❜

❛ don’t forget what you told me, you are awesome! ❜

❛ i think your dad has plenty to be proud of right now. ❜

❛ i am here for you. ❜

❛ good night, best friend! ❜

ALL-AMERICAN PROPHET!

❛ you all know the bible is made of testaments old and new. you’ve been told it’s just those two parts or only one, if you’re a jew. ❜

❛ i’m gonna take you back to biblical times: 1823. ❜

❛ that young man spoke to god! ❜

❛ god says go to your backyard and start digging? that makes perfect sense! ❜

❛ this is sort of what god is going for. ❜

❛ so the bible is actually a trilogy, and the book of mormon is return of the jedi? ❜

❛ this is no lie; i speak to god all the time. ❜

❛ have you heard of the all-american prophet? ❜

❛ we’re following him to paradise! ❜

❛ wow, how much does it cost? ❜

❛ oh, i guess that’s kinda what you were going for. ❜

❛ he’s gonna do something incredible. ❜

SAL TLAY KA SITI!

❛ i always thought she’d made it up. ❜

❛ now i know that place is real. ❜

❛ the war-lords there are friendly, they help you cross the street. ❜

❛ it isn’t a place of fairytales. it’s as real as it can be. ❜

❛ i’ll bet the people are open minded. ❜

❛ will i fit in? ❜

❛ soon life won’t be so shitty. ❜

❛ now salvation has a name. ❜

MAN UP!

❛ what did jesus do when they sentenced him to die? ❜

❛ when faced with his own death, jesus knew that he had to man up. ❜

❛ just like jesus, i’m growing a pair. ❜

❛ did he scream like a girl, or did he take it like a man? ❜

❛ you’re not my father! ❜

❛ time to stand up and steal the show! ❜

❛ if we want to go there, we just have to follow that while boy. ❜

❛ heavenly father, why do you let bad things happen? ❜

❛ more to the point, why do you let bad things happen to me? ❜

❛ i’m going where you need me most: orlando. ❜

❛ i’m in the lead for the very first time. ❜

❛ i’m going where the sun always shines. ❜

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Shakespeare Inspired Starters:

“Self love is not as vile of a sin as self-negligence.”

“I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you’re unarmed.”

“You won’t find love where it doesn’t exist and you can’t hide love when it does exist.”

“You only know who you are now, not what you’ll become.”

“True love never runs smoothly.”

“I’m unworthy to follow you.”

“Even villains smile.”

“I have a method to my madness.”

“What are you reading?”

“Something smells rotten.”

“Even devils have the power to assume a pleasing shape.”

“You can’t take anything from me if I’m willing to part with everything.”

“All you can take from me is my life.”

“I’m unworthy to be with you.”

“It’s one thing to be tempted and another to let yourself give in to that temptation.”

“A friend is someone who knows who you are, where you have been, accepts what you’ve become, and still allows you to grow.”

“Let her/him sleep. When she/he wakes up, she’ll/he’ll move mountains.”

“Before you do amazing things, sometimes you have to mess up a little.”

“Nothing is good or bad. It’s your thoughts that make them this way.”

“The earth has music for those who listen.”

“I wouldn’t want it to be anyone else but you.”

“I would give everything I had for a drink right now.”

“Be true to yourself.”

“When sorrows come, they come not as single spies, but in battalions.”

“The miserable have no other medicine, but hope.”

“Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.”

“What’s done cannot be undone.”

“The meaning of life is to find your gift, but the purpose of life is to give it away.”

“When words fail, music speaks.”

“How do you like this play?”

“Should I live? Should I die?”

“Swear that you won’t say anything?”

“It’s better to be three hours too soon than a minute too late.”

“There is no darkness, but ignorance.”

“Love doesn’t look with the eyes. It looks with the mind.”

“Listen to all, but share with a few.”

“Laughing is worth the wrinkles.”

“But I pray.. why do I still get beaten?”

“It is not up to the stars to hold your destiny, but up to yourself.”

“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.”

“You better endure me speaking my mind if you can’t, then close your ears.”

“Doubting leads to destruction.”

“Our doubts are traitors.”

“I wish the stars would hide their light so no one can see the darkness inside me.”

“He/she’s eating me out of house and home!”

“What’s in a name?”

“Be who you are, not what the world wants you to become.”

“Expectation is the root of all heartache.”

“It’s easy for people to joke about scars if they’ve never been cut.”

“Scars remind us that the past is real.”

“Mortals are fools.”

“No more ladies/gentlemen. No more.”

“It was told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. It meant nothing.”

“Though [NAME] is little, she/he is fierce.”

“Are you sure we’re awake?”

“To me, you are the world.”

“Take the pain and be perfect.”

“What did I do to deserve this mockery?”

“Why do you have to flaunt my insufficiency?”

“I see you’re in love by the look in your eye.”

“I can’t play a woman! My beard’s growing in!”

“Get out of here, you dwarf!”

“Why is it that when I curse [NAME], he/she gives me love?”

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“I can c l e a r l y see that, emo boy. Your outfit screams ‘I want to die’ and ‘I have no social life’ at the same time.”  

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Things Said/Heard at Rocky Horror Rehearsal

Note: due to the nature of RHPS, a lot of these are somewhat risque, albeit in a sorta cracky way. Nothing here has to lead to direct NSFW, but doing so would be pretty easy. (So’s Janet!)

“It’s okay. My lungs are still in my body. I’m good.”

“I have plans for your fake dick.”

“It doesn’t matter! Nothing matters! Just form a kickline!”

“Please yourselves. Not literally. At least, not on stage.”

“This is why we keep the feather boas in quarantine.”

“You- you’re a lot. I like you.”

“This is when you start to get groovy.”

“I could kiss you. I could marry you. I could buy you ice cream.”

“IT’S WEDNESDAY NIGHT. WHO’S READY TO GET SLUTTY?”

“Shit, I thought this was water polo practice.”

“Biochemical research gets me so hot.”

“This is the weirdest aerobics session I’ve ever seen.”

“I claim my prize.”

“I haven’t been this aroused since Nixon was president.”

“Where are the horses? I thought there would be horses.”

“I need you to channel your inner vodka aunt. I need you to channel your inner 10,000 vodka aunts.”

“Make it weirder. I know it’s weird. But make it weirder.”

“You’re, like, a sex god. You’re like a Nobel Prize winner sex god.”

“I like to approach all my problems crotch-first.”

“Okay, who here knows the Funky Chicken?”

“I’m so proud of you. You’re going to make me cry.”

“Anyone have a tampon?”

“Anyone have a hair band?”

“Anyone have any idea what’s going on?”

“There will be no actual nudity and no actual murder-cannibalism- at least, if everything goes according to plan.”

“Where’s the glitter and why is everyone sober?”

“Don’t worry about me. I’m having a good time.”

“You fuck with my boas, I will fuck with you.”

“It’s all cool. Nothing is on fire. Yet.”

“We’re allowed to step on you if you’re in the way.”

“OH SHIT MY TITS ARE OUT”

“I’m glad that we dream about each other in the worst possible ways.”

“It’s awful. I love it.”

“You. Me. Selfie. Now.”

“Feel this fabric. Now imagine it rubbing against your nipples. Frantically.”

“We are not responsible for any weird boners you may get this evening.”

“You guys, I just- I just love you so much. I’m so happy. You guys.”

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I DON’T UNDERSTAND FASHION.

❝ i know nothing about fashion… ❞ ❝ i do believe potato sacks are coming back into fashion! ❞ ❝ am i supposed to know what “snood” is? ❞ ❝ oh god, someone HELP ME? ❞ ❝ which is- which is f u n…? ❞ ❝ where did [    ] go? ❞ ❝ why’d we forget about [    ]!? ❞ ❝ i feel like this is going to be a goof. ❞ ❝ it’s all in good fun. ❞ ❝ you can’t go too wrong! ❞ ❝ better days? ❞ ❝ hear that jingle jangle? ❞ ❝ cut the sleeves. the sleeves are TOO LONG! ❞ ❝ i feel like big bird… ❞ ❝ i think i need a bit of a pick me up. ❞ ❝ this isn’t going well. ❞ ❝ i feel like a party just went wrong. ❞ ❝ i can, and it concerns me. ❞ ❝ something’s gone WRONG. ❞ ❝ there has to be ONE!! ❞ ❝ i couldn’t feel less like myself right now. ❞ ❝ i expected GREAT things from this. ❞ ❝ i was blinded all this time! ❞ ❝ gotta keep this PG. ❞ ❝ prepare yourselves! ❞ ❝ i know this is very intimidating to watch. ❞ ❝ i kinda like it! ❞ ❝ i kinda like it too. ❞ ❝ just to test the waters. ❞ ❝ this is actually genius. ❞ ❝ mad butt magic?? ❞ ❝ the one that confused me SO much. ❞ ❝ i have ascended! ❞ ❝ you look like a goldfish! ❞ ❝ i think i have have gone too far in a few places… ❞ ❝ it’s about being yourself! ❞

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND FASHION.

❝ he is just rolling up everything! ❞ ❝ who the hell are you!? ❞ ❝ you still don’t understand fashion! ❞ ❝ based on the fact you’re dressed like shit, son! ❞ ❝ don’t kill me! ❞ ❝ i’ll do anything! ❞ ❝ kill me. ❞ ❝ things i just can’t keep up with. ❞ ❝ which i think is–! … completely fair. ❞ ❝ i feel like shakespeare! ❞ ❝ HELP! ❞ ❝ i still hate it!! but it’s not the worse… ❞ ❝ shows over! ❞ ❝ OH NOOOOOOO! ❞ ❝ i think we’re in luck! ❞ ❝ *angered screaming* ❞ ❝ i’m like a little sweet potato! ❞ ❝ that can’t be too bad! ❞ ❝ i don’t think that’s what the problem is. ❞ ❝ me like-y a lot .❞ ❝ i like gambling and cruise ships! ❞ ❝ this is a bag? ❞ ❝ it’s poison!! ❞ ❝ we don’t like this anymore! it betrayed me! ❞ ❝ i’m BURNING ALIVE.❞ ❝ some people may be into that! ❞ ❝ some people may like that! ❞ ❝ there is some interesting stuff out there! ❞ ❝ THIS IS A DISASTER!! ❞ ❝ where’s the rest of it…? ❞ ❝ we’re done! ❞

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"No, this couldn't go any way except badly."

Employee #427 (a)

“Lilly, it’s safe! Honest to god!” Lifecasting her own face for future makeup looks was something Kat had been wanting to do for a while, but she had been avoiding it since it’s, in other words; putting plaster in your face for 12 hours without moving. “You just have to make sure I DON’T d i e .” That was the hardest part.

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The Stanley Parable Sentence Starters.

((Feel free to change pronouns as needed))

"You heartless bastard."

"Well, I've come to a very definite conclusion about what's going on right now. You're dead."

"Whatever you do choose it! Don't let time choose for you!"

"Okay, yep, it's worse."

"Good job [Name], everyone thinks you are very powerful."

"I'm not your enemy, really, I'm not."

"I think I feel... happy. I actually feel happy."

"Oh... thank god. You lived. You had me worried there for a moment."

"Even the diamonds couldn't save this one."

"[Name] was so bad at following directions it's incredible [he/she/they] wasn't fired years ago."

"Just walk around in circles for a minute."

"We're intelligent people, right? Why can't we make up our own story?"

"Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully."

"Onward, [Name], to destiny!"

"You're not supposed to be here, yet! This is all a spoiler! Quick, [Name], close your eyes!"

"I want to watch you for every moment that you're powerless, to see you made humble."

"It's your time to shine! You are the star! It's your story now; shape it to your heart's desires."

"My life is normal, I am normal. Everything will be fine. I am okay."

"No, this couldn't go any way except badly."

"Do you have zero consideration for others?"

"And this time, suppose we don't wander so far off track, hm?"

"Yes, this is exciting! Just me and [Name], forging a new path, a new story!"

"Now, I'm not asking for me, I'm asking for her."

"Oh look at these two! How they wish to destroy one another! How they wish to control one another! How they both wish to be free."

"Ah, second player! It's good to have you on board. I guarantee you can't do any worse than the person who came before you."

"Sorry to break it to you, [Name], but that lift isn't coming back."

"I'm going to try to make this as miserable as possible and we'll see how long you can maintain."

"Nope! Still on board with death."

"I wanted us to be happy here, [Name], I really did."

"Don't tell me you're scared; that's not the [Name] I know!"

"Do it! Do it! DO IT! Do it, do it, do it, do it!"

"Oops, looks like I was wrong. How clumsy of me."

"I'll say it: This is the worst adventure I've ever been on."

"If I can make it through this door I can make it through them all."

"Isn't this a fun and unique place to be?"

"I'm at the mercy of an entire species, of invalids."

"Can you see? Can you see how much they need one another?"

"Ah, now this is making things a little more fun, isn't it, [Name]?"

"This is not a challenge. It's a tragedy."

"Ah, yes. Truly a room worth admiring."

"You need to be the one to do this, to reach out to [him/her/them]."

"Who'd want to commit their life to you?"

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Random Encounters — The FNAF Musical {Sentence Starters}

❛❛ Hello? ❜❜

❛❛ I’d like to leave a few quick words. ❜❜

❛❛ That’s completely absurd. ❜❜

❛❛ Time to play. ❜❜

❛❛ Did one of them just move? ❜❜

❛❛ Don’t be dumb! That’s insane! ❜❜

❛❛ What’s that sound? It seems to be screaming. ❜❜

❛❛ Seal the door! Hit the lights! ❜❜

❛❛ I think that camera’s dead. ❜❜

❛❛ Don’t blink, don’t breathe, don’t move… ❜❜

❛❛ Wow, I’m feeling kinda loopy… ❜❜

❛❛ Are you here to kill me? ❜❜

❛❛ Something here just reeks of blood and suffering. ❜❜

❛❛ These halls are echoing of death.. ❜❜

❛❛ In all my dreams I see a maze of halls with bloody walls and countless scrawls… ❜❜

❛❛ Don’t play these games. ❜❜

❛❛ I’m armed with more than a light. ❜❜

❛❛ Just you and me, a gun or three… ❜❜

❛❛ We forgot to lock the perp in again. ❜❜

❛❛ I know we haven’t spoken in a while… ❜❜

❛❛ I tried to move on and just forget… ❜❜

❛❛ I’m wondering if it’s all in my head. ❜❜

❛❛ What should we do? ❜❜

❛❛ How could he just disappear?. ❜❜

❛❛ Why is he tied up? ❜❜

❛❛ Watch out, he’s coming for you!. ❜❜

❛❛ Good thing this door can be locked. ❜❜

❛❛ Please don’t kill me. ❜❜

❛❛ A little overtime never killed anyone. ❜❜

❛❛ Is it true? Are they really back? Am I going mad? ❜❜

❛❛ One mistake is all it takes and this may go bad. ❜❜

❛❛ Is somebody there? ❜❜

❛❛ I’ll fill the void with noise. ❜❜

❛❛ I swear we’ve met before. ❜❜

❛❛ You won’t take me alive! ❜❜

❛❛ You should show him a little respect. ❜❜

❛❛ Are you with them? ❜❜

❛❛ We’d go to the police, but they’d think we’re crazy. ❜❜

❛❛ What do I get out of this? Psychological damage? Uh, a horrible gruesome death? Twenty five to life with a cellmate named Buffalo frickin’ Bill? ❜❜

❛❛ Turn that off or I will kill you. ❜❜

❛❛ Laying low is usually done quietly. ❜❜

❛❛ I killed a guy. ❜❜

❛❛ I put three rounds in his chest. The guy must have known black magic. ❜❜

❛❛ Survive until 6am. ❜❜

❛❛ What am I here for? ❜❜

❛❛ Don’t let things get any worse. ❜❜

❛❛ I can’t find this alone. ❜❜

❛❛ I didn’t even want this job. ❜❜

❛❛ I’m kinda wanted for attempted murder. ❜❜

❛❛ You are kinda stupid. ❜❜

❛❛ This is a crime scene. And you’re the victims. ❜❜

❛❛ You’re gonna burn for this. ❜❜

❛❛ You should probably override the door controls. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s probably obvious now, but… I didn’t die in that fire. ❜❜

❛❛ I figured I’d give you one last ring; for old times’ sake. ❜❜

❛❛ There’s nowhere you can go that I won’t find you. There’s no place you can hide that I won’t kill you. ❜❜

❛❛ This isn’t over. ❜❜

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me: *thinks about own OC*

me:  👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit 

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random hc’s about kat - aka i need threads with these 

Kat smokes weed on the regular, for reasons of her past family. She’s not addicted and actually tries to make her parents understand how it works

She’s a makeup addict and colector, which brings us to the next hc

She has a beauty channel, where she does all sorts of makeup (including fx) and casual vlogs 

SHE’S GAY SHE’S GAY SHE’S SO FUCKING GAY PPL

her g-tli.ve meme? *high pitched voice* “I LOVE IT!” or snapping her fingers when smth lit happens.

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“I DO mean w r e c k it, like, heist style... But I like y o u r plan more, I guess. Without the ‘respectfully’. I need to at least SHOPLIFT some lipstick to fulfill my tipsy need.” 

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“By wreck do you mean ‘respectfully go inside and but some weird shit’ then yea let’s totally go ‘wreck’ a walmart.”