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“is it weird to do this alone?” “is it pathetic to do that alone?” every day I pray you guys realize that sometimes doing things alone is the best way to do them
#im married and i still love my alone activities#its healthy and enriching to learn how to do things alone
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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
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Cicada-shaped hanging basket, Kansai, Japan, circa 1915–1950. Bamboo (madake variety), rattan, wood, and metal.
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Everyone loves to bring up The Baby is You until out of nowhere it becomes relevant again and it's suddenly like this has never happened before. Fake Fans
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tried to explain to a white liberal that i felt weird seeing white people make racist sounding jokes about AI ("tin crow laws", "wirebacks/silverbacks", "my daughter better not come home with no god damn clanker") because of how ingrained it is into the "white" identity to incite genocide by inventing an outgroup, and how that's the only "white heritage" that exists because "whiteness" was invented 200 years ago from ideology.
i was told i was "flexing my history knowledge" for bringing this up, and then accused of promoting bioessentialism for saying racism defines white blood-- something objectively true, as "whiteness" cannot exist without an outgroup.
#ive seen a lot of this behaviour on tiktok#idrk if im being overdramatic but as an indigenous person its a block from me
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need more of this at the dog shows
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The King Does Not Understand Human Feelings
my take on saber
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I just want everyone to know, that no matter what kind of super cool well crafted jokes I encounter in the future, absolutely none of them will compare to a stretched jpeg of a jack-o-lantern going "YOUR LONG" ytp style
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