You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.
Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.
And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.
Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.
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Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.
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'there's an injured frog in that bush... i've got to save him!' 🐸
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Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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y’all remind yourselves your account is your space. you’re not a performance. you’re not annoying by being yourself. if people aren’t into it they can leave. you’re not obligated to please anyone, especially at the cost of your personal expression. the worst thing you can do for your online enjoyment is to filter or censor yourself.
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hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner
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Noss National Nature Reserve, Isle of Noss, Bressay, Shetland, Scotland
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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
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Aaron Bushnell's final social media post before his self-immolation.
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Damen: i wonder what goes on in Laurent's maze of a brain
Laurent: Big Bicep Damen Hot
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its always "i love you" and never "it was one kingdom, once" 😤
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