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stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

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to add on to my last post, what kind of mom tells her heartbroken son "the day i left you was the day my life began again"? it's paraphrased but still!

guys, can we be for real? how are you guys finding issues with how henry raised shawn, but not issues for what maddie told shawn? i think we should be finding issues with both parents if we're gonna criticize shawn's upbringing.

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Merry Christmas from Your Resident Psychic Detective!

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Unrelated to anything but Johnson & Johnson is like. infamous for needing recalls on everything. Due to health issues. IDK how hard you wanna endorse them.

I'm endorsing smth on my psych blog?

wait baby shampoo

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Hi! I just wanted to let you know that whenever you comment on my fic, it makes me incredibly giddy and when I read through it I smile sososo big and gdjjfksjgsk I just wanna say thank you for all of the amazing comments <3

-@thespiritssaidso / Isolation68

Thanks & you're welcome, ily!

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@pscentral event 31 ☯ faceless ↳ "There is no game. It's the law of opposites, okay? Yang had rules, the ticking clock, the keen rhyming schemes, nothing but order. Yin, nothing but chaos."

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what the f...(realizes my mom follows me on tumblr)..udge

If I had a nickle for every time I watched a largely-improv comedic YouTube series where an adoptive father figure was consumed by a scaled creature of a dimension other than their own and then exited via Rectum,

I'd have two nickles.

Which isn't a lot but it's really fucking weird that it's happened twice

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we deserved more of the four or them just hanging out

taglist: @blueskiesandstarrynights @starfish-spencer @thedragonemperess @depressedtransguy @genuine-possum @joshkiszkashusband @disdoorted-crows @starstruckodysseys @wheelsupin-azarathmetrionzinthos

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apparently one of the ways to say "shaved my head" in Japanese is "頭を坊主にした" which is literally something like "did the monk thing to my head"

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historic day tomorrow. be sure to celebrate accordingly*

*watch season 3 episode 15 of psych

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big fan of liars. big fan of characters whose entire existence is a facade. love it when everything's stripped away from them and the lie is the only thing left of their identity. love it when the lines between an act and the truth are blurring. are they even them without the lie? the lie doesn't become the truth per se, but it's now such an intricate part of them it might as well be.

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lassie and jules in season 8 especially hurts me because he was ready to turn down his dream job to keep her and she turned around and moved away so he could become chief bUT THEN he spends an entire episode embracing the insanity he tries so hard to reject just in the hopes that she could come back because they are PARTNERS and they TRUST each other and he wants her to be his head detective

shawn literally says the only person who loves jules more than himself is lassiter like are you kidding me psych literally perfected platonic relationships

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pysch is a cool show with comedy and mystery and whatnot but the real mystery/plot/point of interest is the pineapples. I’m just here for the pineapples really.

(Respectfully) move over Burton Guster with your lunatic sidekick Spencer Shawn or something I just wanna see the pineapples