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every time i get a new follower who isn’t a porn bot:

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reblog to tell the person you reblogged this from that they are deserving of love and affection
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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?
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STEPHANIE BEATRIZ
photographed by Colin Defenbau
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TFW you run into your ex on the tram in 1889 Victorian England
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all women who wear glasses are gay. why are you wearing glasses, huh? to see other women?
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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
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JODIE COMER WINK IN YOUR NEXT INSTAGRAM POST IF YOU KNOW HOW RIDICULOUSLY FUCKING PROUD WE ARE OF YOU CHALLENGE
(As long as she knows she’s got our support 🥰)
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Cute killer looking cute even when not killing.
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I was trained to look devastating, obviously.
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If your significant other is bisexual, and they choose you, you’ve defeated twice as many genders worth of prospective partners than the average person.
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Ellen Page photographed by Taylor Miller for Gay Times (2019)
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The worse a dad joke is, the better it is
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