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“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking

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THE BEAR IS COMING.

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Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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LUCY GRAY BAIRD The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (2023)

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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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I still can’t believe the protagonists in Dracula besides Van Helsing are all canonically in their twenties plus one nineteen year old. They should have been at the club

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something i am utterly obsessed with is the physical copy of dracula that i recently purchased that has , as part of its foreword , some of the original idea notes that bram stoker had about what dracula’s vampiric powers/traits would be.

one of these is that dracula’s likeness cannot be captured in a painting , he always looks like someone else.

which only leads me to imagine a scenario in which the count lines many of his castle hallways with paintings of himself throughout the centuries but none of them look the same and none of them look like him but jonathan can’t help but notice they all somehow look eerily similar.

he brushes it off , assuming they are simply counts of generations past.

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love people referring to the dracula offseason. i can't stop picturing exchanges like "well, we're in the offseason" "the Superbowl is literally this weekend" "no, not football. dracula"

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Silly wee Jonathan Harker warmup sketch idk if I’ll ever finish

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This is book canon now and nobody can change my mind.

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A lot of y'all won't see this edit because of how reblogs work, but I feel it is important to share what I've recently learned about this production:

Mina and Van Helsing are played by the same person.

Thank you and you're welcome. May you all be blessed with crabs.

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My dear friend Jonathan Harker is going to embark on his first work trip in 6 days. I hope it goes well!

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Listening to fall out boy like I'm 10 again

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Fall Out Boy: What if we had a figure of speech... but changed it slightly

Me: Oh yeah that's the good shit

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Happy 40th Birthday, Patrick Stump!