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This will never NOT be funny

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Tail'zel traumatizes Shadowheart with Gith biology more at nine

Comic collab with the amazing @dustybones! Dusty did the beautiful lines and I did the layout and colors. Hope you enjoy this product of us putting our tadpoles together :)

Everyone go show Dusty's post some love as well <33

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Well ???

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Average first time player timeline

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currently rewatching buzzfeed unsolved and this was too astarion not to draw

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Consider: Astarion but in Spike from Buffy's clothes.

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You don't "play" a Bethesda game. You either install 400+ mods and then play it for ten hours and get bored, or you install 400+ mods and sink like 600 hours into it. Both of these then have a cooldown of between 6 - 12 months until you take either path again. I don't make the rules, that's just how it is.

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It's done!! Well, this 'chapter' is at least. God, this took forever. Gonna take a break and do one of the shorter one-off ideas I've been dying to do before I start on the next part of this, cause it's going to be even more complicated than this chapter was.

Part 1 • Previous Part

Bonus Panel: (the bread didn't help and Astarion is a liar)

And as always, full page format under the cut:

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I was exploring some ocean ruins when I noticed the roof of a village house hiding on a cliffside, and found an entire underground community inside a lush cave! (ft photobombing allays)

conveniently, I got an empty map from the ruins so I opened it up and...

there's nothing on the surface but paths

I guess it got too cold for the villagers so they moved underground

This place is my new muse

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based ofc on this

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at the start of the game karlach and astarion are absolutely fucking reeling from being suddenly freed and are in a state of manic joy that would probably seem alien to them like a week ago, while gale has been locked in his depression tower for so long he's almost completely forgotten how to talk to people. shadowheart has not a single fucking clue whats going on because shar keeps slurping up her memories and lae'zel is literally in the midst of her ultimate nightmare scenario and trapped on an alien planet with a bunch of jackasses who have no idea whats happening. so almost everyone has experienced a situational personality shift and isn't quite the person they were a year before you met them. EXCEPT Wyll. Who is just like "this isnt even the weirdest thing thats happened to me this month." my man got scooped up, tadpoled, and slammed back and said "oh well, not gonna ruin my day" and went about his business teaching self defense to children and slaying evil beasts. He didn't even seem confused he literally did not give a shit. no urgency. He's like "I'll put that in my day planner but is gonna have to wait until after i hunt down this demon." When you recruit him there is no sense of "oh man we really gotta help each other because we have the same problem" he just would have said yes because you asked and he's wyll. Or because you told him he could kill mindflayers. He'd be like "sick" and done, no questions asked. Just another Tuesday for the blade.

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The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

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Me: Parks my horse a safe distance away from the dragon I’m about to fight and hops off

My horse, running towards the fucking dragon to fight it anyway:

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Honestly caught between no one being surprised and everyone already knowing.

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As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you’re in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. “You’re not being punished”, he says. “You are the punishment.”