psycho-thesis - Tumblr blog

[psycho-thesis]

This surveillance camera catches the moment a dog took his owner shoe and slept beside it; showing how much he misses his owner whilst he was at work.

(via)

[psycho-thesis]

Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats

[psycho-thesis]

[psycho-thesis]

Note: this is most players (4/7 including me) first time playing the game. I hope I did good.

Backstory: We were in a dungeon with a bunch of goblins and someone kills a gobin which turns to dust. Everyone makes there turn mostly seducing the goblins, and the it’s my turn.

Me: I WANT TO MAKE A SANDCASTLE WITH THE DEAD GOBLIN DUST!

DM: …what?

Me: I want to make a sandcastle with the dead goblin dust

DM: *walks over to where I am sitting and puts his head down in disappointment, then walks back to his seat* …you make a sand castle with the dust of goblin 2… It serves no purpose.

Canadian friend(her whole character is based around Canada): Can I apologize to the alpha goblin?

[psycho-thesis]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[psycho-thesis]

I talk to my dogs more than I talk to people. 

via: @Juliagalef

[psycho-thesis]

What is dat *aggressively scuttles* 

(via)

[psycho-thesis]

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

[psycho-thesis]

Hey all, could use some help..

My dog, 2 year old Rottweiler, Jazzy tore her Cruciate/ACL. From the vets we have spoken to, the best surgery for her is a TPLO. This surgery is unfortunately quite pricey for our household. We’re looking at the cost to be around $5,200 and $5,500. I would be eternally grateful to anyone willing to donate. Thank you everyone. https://www.gofundme.com/f/leg-for-jazzy-help-a-pup

[psycho-thesis]

If we actually do live in a virtual world like Elon said, SIDS(Sudden Infant death syndrome) is probably just speedrunners restarting their run cuz they got a bad baby

[psycho-thesis]

Well my week has been exciting so far.

[psycho-thesis]

[psycho-thesis]

If giraffes were predators they would look both hilarious and terrifying while sneaking up on their prey

[psycho-thesis]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[psycho-thesis]

On the bright side, there hasn’t been any school shootings lately.

[psycho-thesis]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[psycho-thesis]

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.” http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).

Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.

Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism