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oh to be a rich person
i want a house under a hill where i walk out and i can take a dip in my pool surrounded by vegetation and fruit. i want a small library to cuddle up in on cold days. i want a koi pond in my living room. i want a rich but simple life.
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and how does she look better than me

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HE HAS BEEN DEFEATED. BOW TO YOU MASTER. 7FROGSINATRENCHCOAT, COME FORTH AND RECEIVE YOUR PLACE ON THE THRONE
If I lived on the top of a mountain, any mountain, I would let it get to my head, I’d be king, no one would be able to kill me. Mountain climbers would attempt to reach the peak, but I would simply be there, large stone in hand, ready to blot those suckers off my mountain.
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what if i throw a small child at you?
If I lived on the top of a mountain, any mountain, I would let it get to my head, I’d be king, no one would be able to kill me. Mountain climbers would attempt to reach the peak, but I would simply be there, large stone in hand, ready to blot those suckers off my mountain.
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pm me???? maybe????
imagine this... a girl wanting to date me
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LITERALY BET
requested by scopic-copacetic
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a lady raised her voice at me today
so i work in my mom’s small print shop and today we had a lady come in asking for a notary. i said “ok” and called up the notary guy. he wasn’t available so she got upset. i was like “oh sorry he isnt available” and she was like “well you told me he would be available yesterday???”
oh let me give you some background yesterday she called and was like “oh can i get a notary tomorrow at 5?” and i was like “ya” so that’s why i remembered her from yesterday
so anyway she started to raise her voice and im naturally very sensitive so i started to well up and blush but i dont think she noticed. she said “this isnt very professional” and left like bitch im a teenager wtf do you expect????
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exile the machine
petition against the machine
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IM TIRED OF SEEING RANTS ON MY TIMELINE
GIMME SHITPOST
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god damn right


in case any of u forgot, im pretty
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a few months ago, i thought i was experiencing dysphoria. did some research and discovered there is a fine line between dysphoria and dysmorphia. I almost crossed it but i didnt uvu
people thinking they’re trans and then deciding they aren’t:
-happens sometimes
-means are in a comfortable enough space where they can question their identity and arrive at a conclusion that works for them
-often find our new things about themselves and how they express and relate to their gender
-doesn’t mean there’s some hidden force trying to make people trans
-is not an excuse to make hrt and surgeries harder to access
-is not a reason to deny trans people a safe, comfortable, supportive environment to be who they are
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my brother just said “im glad they can’t do that in real life” and walked away and thoughts???
greek mythology really is full of uh, women metamorphosing into monsters and inanimate objects just to get away from aggressive men huh
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i want to learn alien bellydancing
ppl are so interested in aliens but how would they expect to learn about cultures from different planets/solar systems if they can’t even accept different cultures on ya own damn planet from your own damn species
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she s t r o n k


Happy take your muscles on a date to the gym day
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do you want my paypal or sum i go by the hour
girls hmu. not looking for anything serious, just a wife and kids and a house
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does this work with grey parrots
We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.
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