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How does it feel to be a pathetic piece of shit? Tie me up in a garbage bag and beat me up. This is how I feel looking at these works of art. I crumble apart, I fall into an abyss of pure emotion: So serene, so rich, 50% sadness, 40% sorrow, 20% meloncholy. Wow, I never felt so much like falling down a staircase, break every bone in my body, maybe then I’ll feel something.

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Sealant

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SEALANT

written by the mod

Our story opens outside the bar.. another harsh night in the urban jungle, another night of lies, another night of drinking beer(s)... tch. this story is from the first person perspective now.

i need no introduction. you all know me well by now. i’m the famed kano shuuya, the liar. Lying is my forte. Heh. tonight, it didn’t work. to all the dipshits reading, i’m a minor. i lied about my age to get access into the bars so i can drink beers and i got caught. thrown out into the streets like a sewer’s muskrat. no one defies me, but tonight is another story. without the vodka i need, my body disintegrates. i weep softly and gingerly, like a stray neko, i caress my tongue onto the acid rain puddles mixed with oil slicks out in the metropolitan area. i say to the heavens above and the hells below, if i cannot have my precious water of the flames then this will suffice! after all, heh...... lying WAS my forte.. until now... 

who am i kidding i say......... i roll onto the pavement and make a snowangle..... my pants now wet because it raind. i dont even care..... the sun has come up by now, i’d say it’s 8 am.. the school kids walking outside laugh at me the sober, chapped lipped man laying in the middle of the streets with mixed piss varieties on his pants but tch.. what do they know.. fuck you mom......

i lay there for a while but no cars will come...... i don’t particularly want to get hit, but i think it would be amusing if as a car went by i used my talons as a hawk when a snake is in sight and pierced their tires and caused them to skid into oncoming traffic and cause thousands in property damage heh heh.. this is what they should get... you deny me my vodka and this is what happens......

i give a sly chuckle to no one in particular. i kick my legs here and there, my bubbleisious ass breaking through the denims skidding across the pavement leaving me with road rage road rash heat haze days, my converse breaking from the sheer force the rubber melts to reveal my lucious toes and i realize that i should get up from here, maybe get a job, maybe 

i stand, my toned well maintenenced ass cheeks ripple in the wind like the proud flag of some country yet unknown. one last choked sob of laughter wracks my below average body type and i begin the walk “home”. what is home...... who is to say that home can’t be a piss puddle in the assphalt in the metro.

that’s when... heh. looks like my luck has changed. i look out onto the bay. living on the coast has its perks...... herh... looks like walking won’t be how it goes today.. 

a stark, abandoned canoe treads the trechearous tides of the thames. i’ve never ridden a boat before but there’s a first time for everything eh... heh..... 

i then using dark magic repair my pantaloons and sneaker shoes and climb into the boat, not before loosing my footing and slipping into the gulf. of course I know how to swim. when you spend so much time drowning your demons it seems only naturally that you’d learn.........

i got back onto the boat...... what do i hope to achieve here.... that i know not. for lying is my forte, but i cannot tell a lie. right now. 

i will make my voyage to a place where they may serve those of my persuasion their desired drinks. if not, then the gas station has its next big customer. i’m thirsty. i will drink it from the tap. for the body is naught but a vehicle, and vodka the propellant. i’m no stranger to gasoline. 

kano stopped talking to nobody and picked up his sacred oar to move his vessel with and a smile grew on his face. he was having fun without vodka being involved or halo 4. in fact...... perhaps vodka isn’t it..... perhaps gasoline isn’t it...... perhaps it wasnt even bleach... could it be that, one of the most common substances in the world, water itself, could be what the man needed........... 

the narrator that stepped in doesn’t know.... kano doesn’t know... can anyone, truly be sure of anything? i don’t know...... it’s scary...... 

that being said, kano steadied his pace, and continued to leisuerly row his way to the nearest QT gas station. Some say that when he got there, he didn’t go there to drink the gasoline. it was a transformative experience for him, to find the joy of rowing, it may be that by the time he got there, he just bought a hot dog from the hot dog rollers, now a new man. 

or maybe... maybe he did drink the gas, maybe he did swallow the lighter, maybe he did. maybe he did. 

This is the last known image of the man identified as Kano Shuuya. If you or anyone you know has information that can lead to the solving of this case, please contact 1-800-ONAK. A reward in the amount of 10$ USD has been posted by a group known as the  Mekakushi Dan. The authorities do not feel like adding to the prize pool as this is not a big deal and he will probably be back in 20 minutes. Anyways. Here is the photo snapped by an unknown tourist

Thank you for your time.

[psychotickano4eva]

Good for you, dickcheese.

-from the mod

Finally feel like myself a̢̞̻g̻̩͇ͅa̛̘̥̳̖̖̝i̷͔̤̬̱̲͔ń͙

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tigercore

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ATTENTION. ATTENTION

people have been messing with me and my kindred. know that when you mess with me you mess with the weapons. and i am the roughest of days and go against the grain. you are nothing  to me but a slug to pour salt on and languish and laugh as you and and u will perish

~signed kano chan

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mario cart the classic super nintendo video game also known as the super famicom in the east with add ons such as the super gameboy, taught me how to go outside and slam my toenail as hard as i possibly could into the concrete so dont fuck with me, kid.

heh. you thought to question me? you thought yourself the god of all creation. but you are nothing. you are like an apple core i crus beneath my versace heels. you better work. slay.

If shipping incest, pedophilia, abuse, etc. and what the fuck ever else causes those in real life, then video games cause violence.

If you say that video games don’t cause violence yet say that shipping something causes real world effects I just want you to know you’re a hypocrite.

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Hey bro wtf is this blog

None of your Beeswax, shitsmack.

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hehhehe. you think this is the last of me? i can never be destroyed. i have been here since the beginning of time and will see it through to it’s end. don’t even think about it kid. -mod sans

Dark vs Anti something else is happening (Edits)

@markiplier @therealjacksepticeye

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dear homosapeins. i do not understand your spite. your malice. your destitude. however i regret to inform you i was not present for the festivities. hee hee! 

I find your mannerisms utterly repugnant. You are lucky that the law inforcement is in place. This is your final warning. 

Consider buying a lottery ticket soon. You’re well overdue for some l

do not join the @/bpdconcept discord server as there is, and im not joking, constant talking of bodily fluids including one member taking pictures of themselves eating gelatin made from their own piss. they also made a joke claiming that “bpd stands for big piss drinkers” and i dont know about you but i would not like my mental disorder which could cause serious problems to be demoralized and compared to piss drinkers.

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This whole f****** world is a bloody mass the executioner has come and his panties everyone sing a song of death because there is nothing there is nothing nothing beyond this life there is nothing me on this life I am this shape of my own Creator you can I switch me out for some other components I am your opponents components opponents components everyone in the Sun alive do not thrive 2222 there is nothing that I would rather do this is some da da s*** this is some job s*** this is some hard core f****** but sex music but sex music but sex music but sex music a*** sex a*** sex a*** sex music time if I were there to turn around what I see myself standing there looking back at me would you f*** yourself would you f*** yourself would you f*** yourself would you f*** yourself would you f*** yourself with you f*** yourself I would f*** self there is no self there is no self there is no self go f*** yourself there is no self go f*** yourself there is no self I kept myself on the shelf and it was why is beyond its beers yeah croutons futons mothers f****** fathers suckers you got you got you got 5 minutes you got you got you got 5 minutes to spend its and spinach what live with f****** said you are your own master you are your own master do do do do do f*** you doo doo doo doo doo doo wop you nope

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DONT TAG AS KIN YOU SONS OF BITCHES YOU TRY TO TEAR HIM DOWN HE WILL GET RIGHT BACK UP AND SINK HIS FANGS INTO YOUR NECK AND FEAST UPON YOU LIKE A FRESH WINTERS LAMB SO TRY IT ONE MORE TIME

-in light of recent events-

~written from the NICER arby’s bathroom 

EGOS + FEARS. 1/?? DARK | PISTANTHROPHOBIA. Fear of trusting people due to past experiences with relationships having gone bad.

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hey im factkin with you is tha tokay? am i valid

you know there is never really one correct answer to anything, but perhaps there may be a question with one absolute wrong answer and you as men as children as ghosts as souls in the miasma in the gratitude plasma will never be sapient enough to understand as the likes of myself can as i am bestowed with the light

be it as it may yes. no you are not valid. 

Yes. No. You are not fucking valid, you dare think you can call yourself factkin of me? UHHHHHHHHHHHH you will never be this top shit, I have never taken a shit in my life. Drink your fucking water but you aren't ME, hahaha you can lead a rhino to water but you cant make it shit! who are you to me? who are you to yourself? you’ve never taken a shit in your life. I’m kano. And who are you? some poser. ha ha ha, (smirks) so sad to see such a bug crawl before the god of the darkness.

You fool. You think you can be me? I've tasted hell. Eaten shit from the barrel in the back of walmart. I've never tied my shoelaces. Every fall making me who I am. I press my bruises. I feel their pain. Their pain is nothing to a god. and what are you? a human. nothing but an insolent slug. An Imbecil.

Let me say it in a way you might better understand. 

No. You aren’t factkin with me. You will never be me. Leave this place before I change my mind. You will not be so fortunate next time.

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UNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHH TASTE SO GOOD BLOOD UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Not even kidding right now someone just called me cuck. 

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You listen to me, and you listen good. I’m sick and fucking tired of you trying to get in between me and what’s rightfully mine. If you so much as fucking look in my direction again, I’ll gouge your eyes out and force feed them to you. Do you understand me?

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my tata fell off -_-

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THATS MY FYUCKING MOM YOU