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Dear diary, I think I'm going to have to burn you if you keep talking back to me like this.

AG: Dear Human, ignore any similarities to any 8eautiful, amazing trolls you may know.

AG: I am here to help you ::::)

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Dear diary, I think diaries have proven to be troll summoning material.

Dear diary,

I’m so gay and alone.

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This is the part where I would put something cool so you will be convinced I'm worth being on your dash.

Please follow me.

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Dear diary,

I'm so gay and alone.

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What the fuck is a blogging.

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tFW NO GF,

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I've eaten four Creme Pies so far and I'm probably going to eat more.

Goodbye, healthy eating habits.

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I wouldn't say I'm shiny, moreso that I have a dull glimmer to my personality.

It's nice to meet you, I'm Rose.

psychxlogy started following you

LOOK AT THAT, A SHINY NEW FOLLOWER.

I’M CAL.

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Buying off-brand Fudge Rounds was the worst idea I've ever had.

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Oh. Nevermind, then.

Hello, as is per usual for online greetings, I'm Rose and I will be your guide, so to speak.

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Make a blog, they said. Everyone will love you, they said.

People will talk to you, they said.

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I haven't been online in weeks, you say?

I don't know what you're talking about. You must be in need of mental assistance. Here, let me drive you to this abandoned house. It'll be fun. :)

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Oh, how the strings of fate have led you to follow me- absolutely wonderful.

As you may or may not be aware of, my name is Rose Lalonde, and the land you've found yourself in is known as Jackass.

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How are you?

nice 2 meet u 2

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Ah yes, my first follower. Wonderful. Just as planned.

Soon I'll have taken over the entirety of Tumblr.

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Well, I guess this is my first post.

Hello, Internet. How are you today?