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Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.

I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:

There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.

There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.

There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.

There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.

Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.

They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.

The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.

Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.

Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.

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one thing I like about Tumblr is, in 2019 I reblogged a piece of art from 2017 of a book written in 2015 and Yesterday in 2022 someone liked it, and this is how this website is supposed to work, I have art made this week in my queue next to stuff from 2014, 2013, 2012, hell even 2011, sometimes I post 10-11 year old fan art from accounts that haven't been active since before One Direction broke up. Nothing is ever truly dead and gone on here, you can always dust off an old treasure and say "hey gang look at this!" other social media isn't set up like that, if you wonder why it feels like The Batman was released 100 years ago, its because corporate media wants you to move on! go to the NEW THING! BUY! etc but hey guess what I have fan art of Battinson being emo in my queue. So if you're a fan artist, writer, gif maker, or just fan who wants to gush, guess what, here, here we're still spreading around old art, gif sets and someone will be happy you made something new in the tag

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can your pathetic elon musk bird site do this?

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from the garden x

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i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

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i love office supplies. i like to make this empty shipping tape container walk around on my desk. these are like quadrupedal megafauna to mee

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She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

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Reporter: So you’re the hero of legend, is that right?

Hero: I’d better be. Or else I got sealed in a tree for a thousand years for no reason.

Reporter: That makes sense.

Hero: What’s that thing?

Reporter: A microphone. It records sound.

Hero: Records?

Reporter: *whispers* Are we still sure waking him up was the best idea?

Hero: I have good hearing you know.

Reporter: Oh, sorry.

Hero: Look, I don’t know what anything around here is. I don’t have a plan. I’ve never had a plan. I just get pointed at things and do my best. Now, what do I have to kill?

Reporter: I see. Is that going to be your method for defeating the lord of evil?

Hero: I don’t know anymore. He and I have been locked away for the same amount of time. Say, do you have any of those… those fast fire things? With the stick?

Reporter: Guns?

Hero: Yeah that’s what they’re called. Why do you need me if you have those?

Reporter: The military scientists tell us that they’re not effective against… magic.

Hero: What’s a scientist?

Reporter: Look, I think it’s gonna be a long day for both of us. How about we talk about this over lunch?

Hero: Now that I understand.

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Pink Princess Dress

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Eevee bunnies

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I just really love samoyeds 

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chinese hanfu by 有香如故

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Real life footage of my dog enjoying essence d’floor

Who knows how it tastes???

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Alexander McQueen ‘First Sight’ spring 2023