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I was about to be sad today but then I realized my titties are too good for that

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You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the big tittied goth chick you envy

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Me and my emotional support sword are gunna start thinking of revenge

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With the current cost of hair dye I think therapy might actually be a good investment

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Why are there porn bots on Tumblr what are they getting from this app

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👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

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Ooh but to have a boyfriend who would give me shiney rocks he found. That is all a woman truly desires. If wooing her is your objective ditch the gym and go scavenge her a rock

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Tumblr for samsung fridge: tap tap running water tap

being on tumblr desktop version is so fucking funny like girl i’m bloggin’

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So walmart delivery gave us a free baguette

What do I do with a baguette

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Jesus died for our cringe

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TUMBLR IS SHOWING ME GERMAN VIAGRA ADS

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dishwashing affirmations

the dishes are more scared of you than you are scared of them.

if you put on a little song you can have a dish washing party.

washing dishes is a great way to make new friends (e.g. frying pans, cups, etc.).

despite any misinformation you may see online, a fork has never bitten anyone. they are gentle, even-tempered creatures that often just want to nap.

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Day break

The plot is pretty basic and cringy but they also have like one gen z making the script and its pretty funny

i need to watch a tv show thats good but not too good like a 7/10 has a plot but you can still go on your phone

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You may not be doing good

You may not even be doing decent

But remember there is a 7th grader out there listing to exclusively nightcore

You are doing better than them

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To be an angel statue in an overgrown garden just vibing it out

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Have you ever asked yourself the difference between hoe, whore, skank, and slut?

Me and my very qualifyed friends made a degoatory dictionary entry explaining the differnce

Skank- is refering to somone who wears prodocitive clothing

Whore- somone who exchanges sex for things

Slut- somone who has sex with alot of people

Hoe- its either to hype up, refers to a group or demographic, or is an unbrella term usually used in wrap music.

Hoe, slut - can be a compliment

Skank, whore, cannot be a compliment