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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice
atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.
agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people
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You love ALL transgenders?? Even the ones who do anti trans propaganda like Blair White & Caitlynn Jenner???

Can people just be normal on this website for five minutes
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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visit the wiki page for wave (audience) for more fun facts!
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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle
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With that wrestler talk comic I made the mistake of caring too much, and then I spent like an hour and some change on this comic researching what fish in a wetland a white stork would plausibly be able to interact with in Doñana National Park where you can find white stork, so, you know, I knocked that off starting in panel 2 and decided to only have fun with it. I went with the Iberian Barbel even though it's like endangered and kind of rare there because it seemed like it was the right size to be going on a date with or be being eaten by a white stork ok I gotta go

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Character concept I will never use: a supervillain who before their death created a digital backup of their consciousness, which is now active and attempting to rescue the villain's soul from Hell
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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981
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crazy how the united states is collapsing inward on itself and republicans are just like "this sure is happening" and dems are like "wow that guy is bad". like. okay.
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the 3ds is such an elegant device like she can play games she can fold she can be hacked what can't she do
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Mammoth Gordon Ramsay: Oh, fuck me, you've just thrown a spear into my side. And another! This is fucking ridiculous. Hurts all the more knowing you're going to overcook me too
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they're called draconian laws because they were instituted by a cute dragon girl with cute lil horns and a big cute tail and an unbelievably harsh sense of justice
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Happy #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Please make a comic! It’s mandatory that you create some piece of sequential art — what it is and how you make it is up to you! Have fun! You might as well!
If you make a comic (again, it’s mandatory) and you want to share it, post it on the tag #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Or don’t, I’m not a cop.
Remember, the goal is to make something terrible! So if you can’t draw or have never made a comic, or if it’s been ages since you made something just for fun — that’s perfect! You’re all set! If you fuck up and make something that’s NOT terrible… well, some might say there’s joy in that too.
Ok stop reading this and go make something!!!
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