fucking whore
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if I die, take out my bones, crush them, roll them in a joint, then smoke it
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your just a sheer mortal with no power, bow to me, I am your new king
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witches, is it okay to stab bitches for fun? yes it is, now go have people make wishes to make up for the fact they were born
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fucking hell this world can burn
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I have stole a soul, I warship this treasure
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give me your bones and I'll spare you from my wrath
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What if fish had toes
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I will steal the bones of my enemys
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life is like a box of chocolates..
we're all screwed
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I will take over the earth, first I will learn to burn snow, then I will learn how to set water on fire
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mortals are sheer weaklings I will overpower every human being and make them dance
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earth sucks, ima go to Mars if nothing changes by summer of 2021
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y'all have heard of titty croissant
now its time for dick baguette
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I wanna fight good people and turn them into bad people
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