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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

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living in "progressive" areas is always so funny, pastors will slide up to your clockable ass in public and be like "man isnt it fucked up how evil most christians are to you? im not im good. we're trustworthy. we've got a church nearby you can go to" and all the churches got lgbt flags flying outside and shit. who are u fooling bro? \*looks at all the lgbt christians ive seen and met* oh. oh you're fooling a lot of people.

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citadel: explodes

every citizen: woooo yea

scientist on the TV: we all need to fuck. now

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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i regularly forget that dobby is a character from jk rowling and not just a guy. like that's my friend the little freak dobby from dobby pussy indulgence

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the paul mccartney is dead conspiracy theory is the funniest thing in the world because i feel like if he did die and the beatles did replace him like parents replace a gold fish and the new guy managed to look exactly like him and play left handed bass, piano, and vocals in the same style and produce the same quality of music consistently for 30+ years then it'd be honestly rude to mention it at that point. like he's earned it let him have it

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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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"there should be some kind of test you have to take before having kids" -> wrong, extremely dangerous and highkey eugenicist and racist "the youth should have safe and effective legal pathways at their disposal to make sure their human rights are constantly protected and upheld" -> based, centers the youth, gives minors more power to fight inequality and does not reinforce the idea that parents are immune to scrutiny from their kids

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remember. you can put salt in instant coffee to make it taste different

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the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art