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[puckthejournalist]

NO DIRT SLAVERY IS BAD DONT BE APART OF THE PROBLEM

Just found out that one of our travel companions is a Alcoholic not saying names but an intervention might be needed to save on caps for the venture there instead of spending it on booze…

WE REALLY STILL GOT LONG WAYS TO GO

[puckthejournalist]

I hear people talk about the burned man near Zion Canyon I hope to one day interview him! I hope he doesn’t mind company maybe I’ll offer him a nuka-cola hopefully a cold one! I’d love to hear what he has to say about everything going on in the world!

[by u/Callsign_Ace2 on r/Cazadornation]

[puckthejournalist]

THIS IS REAL GUYS SAWBONES JONES SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED WITH YOUR TOP SURGERY! Just go to the followers of the apocalypse they CAN ACTUALLY HOOK YOU UP! Worth the caps!

imagine top surgery in the fallout universe

your options are like

a guy named sawbones jones living in a tent outside a radiation spill, claims he has performed the surgery once and that in general most of his patients survive

a robot named SURGBOT1778-C that hasn’t been turned on in 167 years at a medical research facility that had seventeen different scandals for inhumane treatment of staff and clients

[puckthejournalist]

Is it just me or am I getting a little thirsty?! I could kill for one of these rn! Just look at it clear no random floating things inside, NOT GLOWING, Doesn’t make your stomach feel like it’s melting internally. Just clean and CRISPY WATER!!

[puckthejournalist]

Just found out that one of our travel companions is a Alcoholic not saying names but an intervention might be needed to save on caps for the venture there instead of spending it on booze…

WE REALLY STILL GOT LONG WAYS TO GO

[puckthejournalist]

This is me and my travel companions Dirt and June! I met them in Brisbane near San Francisco! Dirt is cool from what I can tell she downed a whole bottle of whiskey like water! Also beat the crap out of a guy who looked at us funny!? Than there is June she is a Vault dweller who recently just came out to the surface for the first time! She saw and fought a radroach for the first time as well!