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post-res wwx was not prepared for her small chested shimeis.... big... transformation

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Did JC canonically torture people he suspected of being wwx?

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he didn't like man that broke my fucking heart I thought there'd be like flaying thought there'd be maiming thought there'd be flogging. NOTHING!!! NOTHING!! some fucking innkeeper is like oh rumour has it he hunts down demonic cultivators. I AM INCONSOLABLE. no one even got tortured.

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Posted this on twitter, but I think some of y’all might enjoy some xiancheng princess bride au

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🍇🎂

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my little princess <3 I had some rough tests today so I didn't have time to draw more

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Buckle up for the crossover AU you didn’t know you needed: Spider-Lan!

Lan Qiren gets bitten by a demon spider one night

The morning bell goes off, he shoots out of bed, and finds himself stuck to the ceiling 

Convinced he’s dreaming, he peels himself off the ceiling and manages to make it to the morning lecture

Tries to throw a fan at a guest disciple’s head but it just sticks to his hand

Flees the lecture hall with a twenty-pound book of rules flapping behind him, attached by a thick rope of webbing

Spider-Lan hangs out on the roof waiting to catch disciples sneaking liquor. He’s alive.

Confiscates NHS’s picture book and spends the week it glued to him. Cloud Recesses is littered with the naughty pictures he sheds whenever he moves. 

Meditates hanging upside-down from the ceiling

Eventually he’s possessed by a symbiote demon and becomes Dark!LQR

Joins his once-spurned ex WRH on his quest for world domination

Flies around the battlefield on his sword, snatching swords out of cultivators’ hands with his webbing

He’s never felt so free!

….and free to make more rules

Spider-Lan and WRH live happily ever after and co-emperors. WRH issues policy decisions, and LQR is the lawmaker

Issue #2438: Cultivator Uprising In Gusu! Can our webbed wonder and his fiery husband stave off disaster or will the rulebreakers destroy their orderly society? Find out next month!

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Iwtvtober day 24 - devil

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"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

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Daily life

Small reminder that my ccmmissions are still open! You can find my ccmmission info on my profile :3

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I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up "anime cabbage" I found the source.

Some harem anime way back in the day had an episode where the characters cooked, and they animated cabbage so terribly like this it left a bad mark on the anime community forever. Apparently this is part of the reason why all food usually looks good in anime, even moreso than the regular show sometimes. With cabbage being especially well drawn.

A complaint, apparently in a paper.

The first show when released internationally was reanimated in this part.

And high quality or low quality cabbage is sometimes referenced.

I learned of this because the most recent Hologra episode has noel eating cabbage, tearing apart a fine quality cabbage into two low poly halves.

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my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

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i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

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The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:

Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016

Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.

You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.

Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.

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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawn shop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

wind mill

wishing well

wizard tower

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bros before hoes.

what else can i say?

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pre-transmigration cumplanes because they are the most divorced guys who never met

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They committed tax fraud