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They all have a perfect moment coming up, just you wait.

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I think peak adulthood really begins when the most exciting part of your week is buying the almost fancy pepper.
I've been over peppering my dinners all week, and frankly, it's the highlight of my day.

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Shein, what are we doing here? I know how targeted ads work, okay. I know you think I want this. You've been showing me pretty dresses for years, and suddenly, it's Dumbo Dick Drawers? What changed Shein? What in my internet history made you think this about me??

#shein#shein finds#sheinfashion#shein we're breaking up#awful pants#elephant lovers#if i had a dick though it sure would be cozy
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Here he is a couple hours later. On his knees in the kitchen floor, double fisting glasses of wine.
Note the smashed dollhouse. The various wine glasses and empty bottle scattered about. Very demure. Very mindful.


I made sims of me and my late husband. My sim made a single flirt with ONE(1) lady at the romance festival, and now Paul is heartbroken. Absolutely torn to shreds, walking up and down the halls weeping.
Yall, this man is actively cheating on me with a celebrity to up his fame. The audacity.
#the sims 4#sims 4#sims drama#weird coping methods#a perfect portrayal of my late husband#the similarities are eery#at least fix the dollhouse#very demure#very mindful
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I made sims of me and my late husband. My sim made a single flirt with ONE(1) lady at the romance festival, and now Paul is heartbroken. Absolutely torn to shreds, walking up and down the halls weeping.
Yall, this man is actively cheating on me with a celebrity to up his fame. The audacity.
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Me too, girl. Me too.

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They gave him a little bellybutton!!!

Skara Brae Buddo, human figure carved from whalebone, dated c. 2,900 – 2,400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae, a Neolithic settlement located in the Bay of Skaill on the Mainland, an island in the Orkney archipelago of Scotland.
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Friendly reminder that you can hold your dick in your own home as much as you want. Who's gonna stop you? The dick police?
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-2024) SEASON 6, EPISODE 4: THE RAILROAD
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Wiglett is clearly just another dugtrio version and we should be rioting in the streets. We seriously got wacky-waving-inflattable tube man dugtrio before a ghost type eevee.
I mean I still caught it, but I did so with diminished joy.
#960.5 - Wiglett are eel-like Pokémon that live in beaches and seas, where they remain perpetually buried within the earth, leaving only their head and part of their body exposed. Though they greatly resemble Diglett and were at one point believed to be the Paldean form of Diglett, Wiglett are classified as a separate species and differ in habitat and diet. These Pokémon boast an exceptional sense of smell and can pick up scents from over 60 feet away. When they are young, they will use this powerful sense to hide from incoming foes; as they age into Wugtrio, they will use it to seek out prey that they can attack and drag into their den. Maturing Wiglett will begin to darken in color, prompting them to seek out others to live with as one. Though fully evolved Wugtrio have deceptively vicious temperaments, the three individuals get along well and work together as a team.
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#dugtrio hate#dugtrio sucks#wiglett#i have never hated a pokemon more than this abomination#pokemon hate#pokemon alola
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The lack of dual type eevelutions is already a tragedy, not to mention the lack of ghost eevees. Is it really so much to ask for that we get more eevelutions instead of another monstrosity like vanillish.
#eeveelution#eevee#pokemon#pokemon hate#vanillish is literally just ice cream#how does it even eat#laziest design ever#give us a ghost eevee already you commies
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Oh to be a vaguely cartoonish cat that wears carrots crocheted with love around my neck.


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