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sorry i can’t go to work today my wife died last night. yeah her name was soap2day
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Miles from nowhere Not a soul in sight Oh yeah, but it's alright I have my freedom I can make my own rules Oh yes, the ones that I choose
every day I wake up and think about Stede Bonnet
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from panera bread you came, and to panera bread you shall return
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All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the Queen hobbles out on her walking stick in February, stops in a daze, topples forward and almost falls flat on her face, but at the last second does a forward somersault, jumps back up, and then cheerfully gives a bunch of children a tour of Buckingham Palace, during which she kills them off one by one, in order to choose which one will be the next queen.
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ive been downright miserable (ha) so some doodles i made while workin…
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two 1998 Polish stamps released for Valentine’s Day
[id: two postage stamps, both with stylized illustrations of anthropomorphic animals wearing tshirts. the left depicts a cat while the right depicts a dog. on their shirts both have an image of the other, as in the cat’s shirt has the dog on it and vice versa. Additionally, both of their shirts say “I love you” in Polish. end id]
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