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Send me ‘HC’ + a word and I’ll tell you a headcanon about my muse(s) based on it.

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"Is that a challenge?" Emma questioned with a develish smirk. It wasn't a secret that she could hold her drinks. So this definitely struck her as an officla challenge.

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“Both have that cuddly persona sort of vibe. They suit you.” She snickered though it was a truthful statement it still tickled her. “Think you can hold down another?” Emma questioned tilting her head toward the drink in his hand.

“Thank you!” Finally, someone was appreciating his costume. “Of course I can, love.” He said with a scoff. “I’m always down for another one if you can keep up.”

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Interview the Muse

- What is your Full name? Include any maiden names, aliases, or nicknames.

- When is your birthday? Do you know where you were born and at what time?

- What is your star sign? Do you know your Chinese Zodiac too?

- What is your earliest memory that you can remember?

- Where was your childhood home? Was it more urban or rural?

- How was your childhood in general? Did your parents treat you well? Did you have a lot of friends?

- How was/is school? What is your favorite and least favorite subjects? What were your grades on average?

- Did you have a best friend growing up? What was their name? Are you still in touch?

- Were you in any cliques?

- Best childhood memory you can recall?

- Worst childhood memory you can recall?

- Name an event in your childhood that has shaped you into the person you are today

- What is the dumbest thing you have ever done to impress someone? Were they impressed or was it all for naught?

- Did you ever have any sweethearts or lovers? Do you have a boy/girlfriend?

- Are you a virgin?

- Do you ever plan on getting married in your life? Do you want kids?

- Would you rather have your own kids or adopt? How many kids would you want?

- Do you think you'd be a protective parent or a relaxed parent?

- How would you prefer to pass away? Surrounded by loved ones and at peace, or while doing something heroic?

- Generally, how healthy are you? Do you get sick or injured easily or are you fit?

- Have you ever been badly injured before?

- What is the worst injury you have ever gotten? What was it and how did it happen? Were you ever close to death?

- How many times have you been to the hospital/doctor's?

- Have you ever had a concussion or brain injury? Have you ever had amnesia?

- What was the worst illness you ever contacted? Do you know what it was? How long were you sick?

- Ever had any extended hospital stays? What for?

- Have you ever had to give yourself or someone else emergency first aid? What happened?

- Are you employed? Where do you work and who do you work for? What do you do?

- Are you happy with your current job?

- Did you have any previous jobs? What were they and what did you do?

- Most dangerous thing you have ever done?

- Do you consider yourself a more active person or a more relaxed person?

- What is your dream come true? How about your worst nightmare?

- What is the biggest and most important goal you have set for yourself?

- How persistent would you say you are? How much does it take to get you to give up on a task?

- Would you surrender yourself to your enemies or fight to the very end?

- When do you usually do your shopping? What is currently on your shopping list?

- Top three things on your wishlist?

- Currently, what is something you want but do not need?

- Do you like shopping? What is your favorite thing to shop for?

- What is the most expensive thing you have purchased? Was it worth it?

- What would you do if you were suddenly given one billion dollars out of the blue?

- What would you describe your style of clothing as?

- Do you have any hobbies? Name all of them if you can.

- Do you like and appreciate art? What is your favorite piece of artwork?

- Do you like music? What is your favorite style of music?

- Have you ever seen any musicals? What is your favorite?

- What are your top three favorite animals? What would you say your "Patronus" or "Spirit Animal" is?

- What are your top three favorite colors?

- What is your favorite season? Do you prefer hotter or colder weather? Do you like snow at all?

- What kind of flavors do you prefer: Sweet, Sour, Bitter, Spicy, Dry, or Umami (savory meat taste)?

- Can you cook at all?

- What is your favorite dish? Can you prepare it? Do you have the recipe handy?

- What is your favorite fruit and vegetable?

- What is your favorite dessert? What is your favorite type of candy/treat?

- What is the best thing you have ever had the opportunity to eat? What is the worst?

- Do you like to drink tea or coffee? Any favorite flavors?

- Describe your sense of humor.

- What is one thing you are justly proud of?

- Do you have any religious beliefs? If not, have you ever been to a church service?

- What would you say is the worst thing someone has done to you? What is the meanest thing someone has ever said to you?

- What is the worst thing you have done to someone? What is the meanest thing you have said to anyone?

- Share the latest entry in your diary/journal.

- What is the most precious thing you own? Is it valuable at all?

- Talk about someone you know. It can be someone you either like or dislike.

- FREE QUESTION

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“Suppose a bear is kinda right.” Sirius grinned and took another drink from his glass. He was already borderline tipsy but he wasn’t planning on stopping anytime soon. “Either way I look cute as hell.” He joked, giving her a nudge. 

"Both have that cuddly persona sort of vibe. They suit you.” She snickered though it was a truthful statement it still tickled her. “Think you can hold down another?” Emma questioned tilting her head toward the drink in his hand.

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Emma was never much for cheery celebrations and holiday spirit, however, she could hardly pass on a party invitation. Especially when beverages were involved, she only slightly regretted the fact that it was being held in the pub she worked in during the Quidditch offseason. But she had wrangled a sitter to take over the household in these later hours and she intended to indulge in her freedom. A moment being squelched by the bartender as they took entirely to long with her drink. 30 minutes exceeded the young woman's patience by a vast amount. "Fucks sake, I'll do it myself." Emma huffed hopping up on the counter pivoting herself to the other side. Working for yourself on your day off, what a shame.

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“What do you mean what am I?!” Sirius asked as he looked down at his costume. Granted it wasn’t the best. But he had had limited time to think up of something and, honestly, it had been the best thing he could come up with. He already owned the bear onesie something that no one should be made aware of and after adding a shoulder satchel and a plastic gun he thought the effect was obvious. But apparently not. “I’m Chewbacca.” He said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “What else would I be?”

Emma stifled a chuckle, while it was clear what Siri had been aiming for she could still pick out the telltale signs of a different creature. Beneath the satchel and plastic accessory, the young woman could clearly make out the basis of a bear. “Oh, I dunno. A bear perhaps.” She smirked at him playfully.

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Emma Vanity - moodboard part 2/?

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“ i’m not nice, but i’m also not not nice.”

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aesthetic: emma vanity

“Well behaved women seldom make history.”

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I wanted to just surround myself with people who I think are better than I am, whether they’re actors or directors or producers, so that I could learn from them.

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production stills of Mila Kunis in The Angriest Man in Brooklyn.