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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”

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one time in college when i was like 19 this guy in one of my classes asked me out and he was SO nice so i cannot stress enough i did Not want to hurt his feelings. i turned him down very gently and told him i just wasn't interested, which was the truth. anyway a week later one of those evil christian demonstrators was on campus shouting at people and generally we ignored them because what they want is an audience and an argument. but on this day i was walking by on my way to ballet so i was in leggings and a sweater over my leotard and he yelled "nice cameltoe, dyke!" and i honestly was less angry at him than i was at my university for allowing him to be there. they said it was public property so he had the right to "assemble" but i didn't understand why sexually harassing students and calling them slurs was included in that "right."

anyway i was 19 and so mad and i spun on him idk probably i was going to hit him and people saw that because they got between us and gave me the classic "he's not worth it" speech and i was like okay you're right.

so he shouted something about me liking pussy and i laughed and said "actually, i do! you got one thing right!" and then i turned to walk away

and one of the guys who intervened (thankfully so i didn't get expelled for beating someone up on campus) was the guy who'd asked me out and after i calmed down and he was sure i was okay he was joking around to lighten the mood and he said "'pussy' huh? now i know why you weren't interested in me hahaha."

and my autistic ass said, without thinking, simply trying to clarify my identity at the time "no i am bisexual, that wasn't it."

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Will take 200kT via CR right now because I don't like being broke lmao

Are You Ready for More Sunhorse?

CUZ I'VE GOT MORE SUNHORSE

Pure gen 2, priced competitively on AH. Please note they are the ONLY cirrus on AH with this range, and I set the range /wide/.

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JUUST barely had enough for fest skins this month, lmao

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themed icon skin challenge from aaa :) each of us submitted and received sets of 3 item icons from the database to theme a skin around. this one was mine. it was a fun challenge!

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ohh if someone sees her at 666 please screenshot it for me

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HAPPY LIGHT FEST EVERYONE!

I think the Lightweaver just proposed to him by proxy

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just self hatched this frankly insane xxy earlier today, migraine be damned i am blessed by god

link to her

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Can you give the human lactosefree milk to cats? Mine keeps trying to get into my glass of milk for it and the cat milk seems to be the same treated for lactose cuz cats digest lactose lol

Yeah, its fine. It's pretty high in calories, so you don't want to do it too often, but it's alright as an occasional treat.

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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300g a pop, and they're all grown up and elegant now! Have a look!

Are You Ready for More Sunhorse?

CUZ I'VE GOT MORE SUNHORSE

Pure gen 2, priced competitively on AH. Please note they are the ONLY cirrus on AH with this range, and I set the range /wide/.

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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

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Any day now

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im on season 2 and this is what I've gathered so far