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Happy 10 years of Splatoon everyone!!!!!!!! WE FUCKING MADE IT Y'ALL!!

(Art from Nintendo Today)

I'm gonna scream about this artwork in a later post because i have things to say. Very... VERY happy things...

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Have also my phighting oc, Jingle jangle BOOM!

They r a silly Lil jester :>

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Hello TFA community, is this anything?

Original by Punkitt-is-here

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let’s get on mama’s last nerve

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felt compelled to draw Sonic and Surge picking up their little buddies from baby fight club. unfortunately there are no winners in baby fight club 😔

they're definitely in that awful social interaction limbo where you've already said goodbye to someone and then you both start walking the same direction and it's soooo awkward. probably moreso than normal because Surge tends to sign off with a "I will fuck you up on tuesday !!!!" just pretend they're not there girl you got this

so excited for issue 78 next week, hopefully baby fight club won't get too crazy </3

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a skeleton walks into a bar and says

"ouch."

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tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

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frolicking with mama :)

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Wow fuck off tumblr, I'm wearing normal clothing. Y'all just really dislike chubby trans girls don't you?

Fascists.

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POV: mister Devon Price, PhD, telling me that I am right about everything

Source: Unmasking Autism, discovering the new faces of neurodiversity

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We all have to suffer bc this guy drops his phone into buckets of water for fun

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Red sentences are true. Lies cannot walk on them.

Yellow sentences are electric. They will shock you.

Green sentences are alarms. If you read them, you will have to debate against me.

Orange sentences are orange-scented. They will make you smell delicious.

Blue sentences are filled with water. Swim through if you like, but if you smell like oranges the piranhas will debate you.

Also, if a blue sentence is next to a yellow one, the water will also electrocute you.

Purple sentences are slippery. You will slide to the next one. However, the slippery soap smells like lemons, which piranhas detest.

Purple and blue are safe.

Finally, pink sentences. They don't do anything. Read them all you like.

How was that? Understand?

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i have another bomb to throw, girls who hated pink and femininity in childhood were not experiencing internalized misogyny; it was a rejection of the conditioning pushed on us from birth which we never felt passion for and grew resentful towards because of adults’ insistence on us following the rules of being a girl. when you hit middle-high school and get more say in how you look it feels fucking incredible to reject and be openly hostile to the things you were forced to embrace your whole life. you people just don’t know what internalized misogyny is and tumblr choice feminism lied to you

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Someone: Hm, I can’t remember what mathematical symbols are used to show if a number is greater than or less than the number shown before it……

The helpful Squid Sisters: