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You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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new reaction image
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"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.
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My swag too boring. I smoke too weak. They aren’t gonna kill me
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Why are you so damn cute?
That’s a really good question chat what do we think
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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle
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#me
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Annual car selfie
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Married/taken gays on here love to reblog porn and caption it “me and who”…. I don’t know, how about YOUR HUSBAND????
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ladybugs communicate via the spots on their backs but they can only say one thing their entire life
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women are always saying this about me
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Someone should invent a word for when you’re jumping and popping
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