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introdvceanarchy:

       Joker wet his lips, chuckling at the person who held his collar tightly in their hands. The taste of copper burst across his tongue which only made him grin wider. “Hey now, you ah— you sure you wanna do this ?”

harley tightens her grip on his collar, flashes that manic smile that he helped her perfect once upon a time.  “ oh, puddin’, ” she drawls the word out sarcastically now, “ you got nooooooo idea how long i’ve been dyin’ to do it. ”  she hits him again, gets such a rush from it she gives a childish gasp followed by a delighted laugh.

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     i didnt get to all my starters i owed, but me & harley & mera are off to bed for the night.  more stuff from the three of us tomorrow.

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rockabillygcnius:

           IT’S REALLY HARD NOT TO LAUGH BECAUSE, HELL, IT is hilarious. it’s definitely a bit different than what roy’s heard before, which makes him appreciate it that much more. “i can’t believe i never thought about this before. wow, i am incredibly disappointed in myself right now. think they’ll strike fear into the hearts of my enemies?? that’s what i’m going for, ya’ know. a quarter isn’t terrible, i guess. so, deal.”

“ you’re such a doll, kiddo !! ”  see?  is it such a hard life to indulge harley’s shenanigans, huh ??  more heroes should take a page out of arsenal’s book.  and wait just a goddamn second, she’s a genius !!  “ oh, my god !!  i take it all back.  your new name is arse-enal.  please, please, please use it. ”

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akafuckyou:

The snapping gum sets her teeth on edge. Jessica glares at the girl. “You caught me,” she deadpans. “I’m a top-shelf pervert with a top-shelf camera.” She sighs irritably, stands up from where she’s been crouching. “You’re actually blocking the shot, you wanna goddamn move to one side?” she says, motioning behind the woman. Across the street is a motel, where her mark will be meeting his mistress any minute now. “The only panty shot I want is the one I was hired to take by his wife.” 

    harley skedaddles right on out of the way before clearing her throat.  “ now, listen.  i’ve got a very compelling idea.  if ya can’t get a shot of him with his mistress, i’ll be the honeypot.  ain’t that’s what it’s called?  i mean, i’m not gonna sleep with him.  marriage is a sacred union, and i don’t wanna fuck a married dude.  i’m gross, but i ain’t that gross.  but point stands.  we get him comin’ on to me ??  we good. ”

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pietrosmaxximoff:

“I don’t know, I’m not much of a sidekick,” Pietro laughed. “I don’t know that I’d be able to pull off the fun colors, either.”

    “ oh, don’t sell yourself so short !!  some blue and pink ?? you’d look killer, my guy.  it’d be perfect. ”

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outlawrxbin:

he could just kill her. it’d be easy. TOO easy, even.  but she wasn’t WORTH it. however, that didn’t mean he couldn’t just shoot her where it wouldn’t fatal. a loud groan escaped his lips, and with a rapid movement ( a hand on his thigh holster, body rotation, lips quirked into a smirk ), jason freed his gun — aimed at the joker’s former insane groupie, his finger itching to pull the trigger. 

             “ shut the FUCK up ?? ” 

her biggest offense at the moment wouldn’t even be her previous involvements with the man who murdered him, it would be the fact that she just referred to him with that ugly nickname roy came up with. jason didn’t really care much anymore when it came to roy — SOMEHOW, despite how irritating the nickname was at the beginning, it eventually became endearing. but circumstances were definitely different when someone like harley quinn, out of all people, used the name. anything she did was just plain vexing.               “ you really need to stop with the nicknames. let me think about that —- … how about i pop your skull instead ?? leave me alone. SHOO. ” 

in her duh-fense, red hood ??  she was just ??  singing a song ??  those are the words.  ain’t her fault a nickname fits so effortlessly in there.  harley doesn’t flinch when he pulls the gun.  far from it, she lets out a delighted, manic peal of laughter.  the laugh of a woman who has not one, but two whole hyenas.  

she bounces her weight from one foot to the other.  to the untrained eye, it’s probably the ridiculous dance of a little girl.  but the kid ain’t untrained.  she’s fixing for a fight.  harley didn’t come along looking for one, but who the hell is SHE to turn one away?  

      “ oh, come on !!  don’t go pullin’ a gun on me !!  you know the kinda gal i am.  someone pulls a gun, and i think they’re flirtin’.  and you’re just too young for me.  you’re makin’ me feel all icky.  

          --- sides, you can try ta pop my skull, but scarier men have tried.  and look at me, still walking & talking. ”

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suicide squad #10

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@akafuckyou

    pop !!  harley smacks her gum loudly, intentionally between her teeth.  “ say.  what’s a nice lookin’ gal like you doing with one of those scary, pervert, peeping tom cameras ??  are you tryna get an upskirt shot or somethin’ ?? ”

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@pietrosmaxximoff

     “ oooo, pretty boy !!  i have a great idea.  we take those pretty, silvery parts of your hair, n’ we dip ‘em in some fun colors.  i’ll give ya a hammer, n’ you can be my sidekick !!  how about that ?? ”

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   hit the heart for a quick starter from my princess here.

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@awayncfirst

“ hey, bird - turd !! ”  harley puts her thumbs to her temples, wiggles her fingers all around.  “ thought you said you were gonna cut my tongue out.  but you’re all tweet, no beak, huh? ” she asks.  harley sticks out her tongue now, stained bright red from some combination of candies she’s been eating all day. 

   “ whatcha doin’ sulking on rooftops like ya daddy?  ain’t there a carnival or something?  go knock over mailboxes or kiss ya crush on top of a ferris wheel.  do kid stuff, ya weirdo. ”

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@rockabillygcnius

       “ hey, katn-ass.  wait, wait.  shit, i gotta better one.  legol-ass. ”  she cocks a hip out, fires finger guns at him.  “ geddit ??  cuz you’ve got a bow & arrow gimmick and you got a perky behind.  since i’m feelin’ generous today, you can use one of those as your next superhero name.  and you only have to pay me a quarter every time somebody says it, okay ?? ”

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@outlawrxbin

never let it be said that harley wouldn’t have been an amazing member of a barbershop quartet.  at least, that’s how she likes to look at it.  which explains why she’s practically skipping after one of gotham’s scariest vigilantes with a song in her heart. 

and off her lips, for that matter !!

        “ all the lil birdies on jaybird street, love to hear the robin go  tweet, tweet, tweet ”

why’s she following the kid around anyway?  the big, hulking kid?  is he a kid?  he seems like it, if you ask her.  honestly, there’s a level of guilt that she doesn’t wanna examine.  as any good psychiatrist will tell you, repress that shit !! 

        “ say, baby bird !!  you want a soda pop ?? ”

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@vcntriloquist

     “ sugar pie, honey bunch.  can i tell you something ?? ”  harley crunches down on the hard candy she’s been working, holding out her hand to offer a purple one  ( that’s how you know it’s a real olive branch. fake apologies get yellow candies. )  to the woman.  she doesn’t wait for permission before she continues on.  

      “ i just don’t like where we left things !!  i made some mistakes, you made some mistakes !!  i mean, mostly you made the mistakes, ya know ??  kidnapping me and all.  i don’t do the damsel in distress thing so well.  i’m more of a --- ”  she pauses to think  “ --- well, hell, i’m a damsel of distress.  but, the point stands.  we’re both pretty, blonde crazies.  i think we could be real good pals. ”

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@thcdvrknight​

all that drab, drab black makes harley frown.  it’s boring and a sign that her night’s probably gonna get worse.  stealth is waaaaaaay out of the question.  harley pouts now, turns her hand towards her mouth and puts her lips against her palm.  blows air for an exaggerated, ahem, flatulence noise. 

     “ come on, batsy.  what’s a gal gotta do to catch a damn BREAK around here.  ain’t even in gotham !!  me, out here, tryin’ ta make a new start.  on the straight and narrow.  ( well, the bi and not as broad, technically )  and the big, scary leather fetish dude with a fursona’s here to boop it all up again. ”

her expression brightens suddenly, and the woman taps her chin with her index finger.  “ unless !!  unless, you’re here to finally ask me out ta dinner.  in which case, i accept. ”

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   hit the heart for a quick starter from my princess here.