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Photographer Debbie Parker captured this lightning strike in West Virginia. - Author: sco-go

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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There's something deeply funny about koenma in Yu Yu Hakusho just being like eh fuck it and hopping on puu with yusuke.

Like he can't help

He's the opposite of help

He can stand there and look pretty and maybe make a shield if you're feeling lucky he's royal noncombatant in bishonen form.

Koenma letting your former cop kill you won't fix the fact he couldn't handle moral ambiguity.

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One of my neighbors has two freaky dogs. Creepy, uncanny dogs. Two dogs which move like a single entity in two bodies. Anzu is freaked out by them. Their owner looks beleaguered by them. Whenever I see them she has the exhausted affect of an overworked domestic servant. It looks like she is in charge of two elven princes who have been cursed to take canine form. They often look as if they’re planning to eat smaller dogs, but never bark, even while standing up on their hind legs or stalking other dogs down the sidewalk, which of course makes them creepier.

I was extremely confident in my breed ID on these dogs but tonight they came close enough without Anzu barking at THEM, I was like, for due diligence and my own satisfaction I will ask. “Are they basenjis?”

The owner, being dragged in opposite directions on two leashes like the victim of a terrible Roman torture, gasped “yes” with the faintest of breaths. And then her dogs carried her away

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food

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Source

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Chinese jade carvings: corn, grapes, cabbage, and bok choy. (cr 簇拥烈日的花)

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yeah i'll be your dog but this is a professional relationship first and foremost. I mean we can have sex too but

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Gets funnier every time.

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character teaser ⟡ skirk: an end, and a beginning

bonus:

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my boss is so high all the time and loves like 70s and 80s pop so ill just come into his office at like 10:30 am and he's listening to blondie on his computer speakers walking around in a circle like an oblivion shopkeeper

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On conservation and survival

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Any day now

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June 9, 2025, NYC Resists with Gaza tells specifically Indigenous people in the USA that they shouldn’t vote:

Because why fight disenfranchisement when you can discourage Native Americans in the U.S. from exercising their rights?