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my money for a clark.
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"I   have   been   having   these.   .   .dreams."   He   isn't   sure   what   to   call   them.   He   had   thought,   once   they   defeated   Steppenwolf,   that   they   would   end.   And   yet,   the   dreams   kept   awakening   him   at   night,   a   future   as   bleak   as   one   would   think.   "Visions,   perhaps   warnings   of   a   future.   .   .and   I'm   not   sure   if   it   can   be   stopped."
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terry mcguin.nis, my beloved.
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He   simply   hums   back   at   her   response,   he   can   already   feel   Alfred's   scold   from   his   comm   and   he   knows   the   old   man   just   went   to   prepare   himself   some   tea   to   leave   him   be.   This   is   a   routine   they   all   know   at   that   point.   "I'll   make   sure   to   tell   the   prettiest   thief   she   can   take   anything   she   wants,   when   I   see   her."   A   hand   awaits   as   she   holds   the   necklace   to   him   and   Bruce   takes   it   in   turn.   He   keeps   the   necklace   on   his   inside   pocket   of   his   jacket   and   Bruce   shakes   his   head   at   her   attitude.   He   almost   missed   it   (   he   definitely   missed   it   ).   "Well   I   am   a   charitable   man.   And   it's   time   for   my   monthly   donation."   Never   let   it   be   said   he   doesn't   do   things   for   the   greater   good   of   Gotham.   "You   have   always   been   high   maintenance."
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ㅤㅤㅤIF THERE'S ONE THING THAT'S CONSISTENT IN SELINA'S LIFE, IT'S BRUCE. No matter how many years pass, the cat always finds her way back to him, and he's always ready to get in her way. Admirable, really, holding to a set of principles for so long. Selina? She has none. Nothing too rigid, at least. She'll leave all the morality dilemmas to her dear bat. ❝ Oh, I don't know. I think the prettiest thief should be an exception to the rule. ❞ Selina shifts towards Bruce with a slow strut, the sway of a feline at play. There's a brief pout as she holds the stolen diamond necklace out to him. She has no issue surrendering it. A necklace ? No more than child's play for her. But what better way to get his attention than a little harmless crime? ❝ If you don't want me to steal it, you should buy me a better-looking one instead, Mr. Billionaire, ❞ she flashes a coy grin. ❝ Consider it an anti-crime donation. ❞
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BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE (2016). all quotes have been taken from zack snyder's batman v superman: dawn of justice (2016) both the threatrical and ultimate cuts. change pronouns and names as you see fit.
We're criminals, Alfred. We've always been criminals. Nothing's changed.
Everything's changed. Men fall from the sky, the gods hurl thunderbolts, innocents die.
That's how it starts, sir. The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men... cruel.
I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. 
 My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all... They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to.
Civil liberties are being trampled on in your city; good people living in fear.
 Don't believe everything you hear, son.
I've seen it, Mr. Wayne. He thinks he's above the law.
Most of the world doesn't share your opinion, Mr. Wayne.
Maybe it's that Gotham City and me... we just have a bad history with freaks dressed like clowns.
An alien who, if he wanted to, could burn the whole place down. There wouldn't be a damn thing we can do to stop it.
Devils don't come from hell beneath us. No, they come from the sky.
Still working? You're getting slow in your old age, Alfred.
It comes to us all, Master Wayne. Even you've got too old to die young, though not for lack of trying.
Twenty years in Gotham, Alfred; we've seen what promises are worth. How many good guys are left? How many stayed that way?
The world has been so caught up with what Superman can do that no one has asked what he should do.
You're not brave... men are brave. You say that you want to help people, but you can't feel their pain... their mortality... It's time you learn what it means to be a man.
Oh, I don't think you've ever known a woman like me.
You don't know me, but I've known a few women like you.
Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be dead already!
Next time they shine your light in the sky, don't go to it. The Bat is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.
Tell me. Do you bleed?
 In the dream, it took me to the light. A beautiful lie.
Be their hero, Clark. Be their angel, be their monument, be anything they need you to be... or be none of it. You don't owe this world a thing. You never did.
I'm older now than my father ever was. This may be the only thing I do that matters.
Twenty years of fighting criminals amounts to nothing?
Is it stealing if you steal from another thief?
A hundred years ago I walked away from mankind, from a century of horrors. Man made a world where standing together is impossible.
Men are still good. We fight. We kill. We betray one another. But we can rebuild. We can do better. We will. We have to.
This bat vigilante has been consistently targeting the port and the adjacent projects and tenements. 
Do you know the oldest lie in America, Senator? It's that power can be innocent.
It did on my world. My world doesn't exist anymore.
God versus man; day versus night; Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham!
 You flew too close to the sun. Now look at you.
Wow. Pretty girl, bad habit. Don't quote me, alright?
You don't need to use a silver bullet. But if you forge one, you don't need to depend on the kindness of monsters.
I hope the next generation of Waynes won't inherit an empty wine cellar.
 Go upstairs and socialize. Some young lady from Metropolis will make you honest.
 I've killed things from other worlds before.
This thing is from another world. My world.
You were never a god. You were never even a man.
No one stays good in this world.
I'll take you in without breaking you, which is more than you deserve.
 Thermal imaging is showing me two dozen hostiles on the third floor. Why don't I drop you off on the second?
've arranged for you to get a transfer to Arkham Asylum in Gotham. I still have some friends there. They're expecting you.
 Ignorance is not the same as innocence.
 I don't hate the sinner. I hate the sin. And yours, my friend, is existing.
Men with power obey neither policy nor principle, Miss Lane. No one is different; no one is neutral.
You must be new to "Let Them Eat Cake" beat. That is Bruce Wayne.
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"I   have   been   having   these.   .   .dreams."   He   isn't   sure   what   to   call   them.   He   had   thought,   once   they   defeated   Steppenwolf,   that   they   would   end.   And   yet,   the   dreams   kept   awakening   him   at   night,   a   future   as   bleak   as   one   would   think.   "Visions,   perhaps   warnings   of   a   future.   .   .and   I'm   not   sure   if   it   can   be   stopped."
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arched   eyebrow   stares   at   the   woman   with   amusement.   it   seems   everytime   their   pass   cross,   they   have   this   conversation,   the   push   and   pull.   "if   you   don't   plan   on   giving   it   back   to   the   original   owner,   then   yes."   lips   threaten   to   turn   into   a   smirk,   hands   on   the   pockets   of   his   suit   as   he   walks   closer.   "if   it   looks   like   a   thief   and   acts   like   a   thief.   .   ."
@nxthero asked: “Is it stealing if you steal from another thief?“ (from sel <3) Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice {Sentence Starters}
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like i always loved the fanon crossovers that ton.y and bruce and oliver (the rich billionaire with a suit squad) were all friends.
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bruce was at tony's funeral.
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100 INDULGENT TROPES
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A collection of one hundred tropes of varying nature. Spiritual successor to my previous An Extremely Self-Indulgent Meme. Some of these pair well together and can easily be sent in various combinations. Some are also highly suggestive in nature. Engage appropriately.
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one muse steps protectively in front of the other
one muse tends to the other’s injury
one muse is not acting like themselves and the other has to snap them out of it
one muse kisses the other during an argument
one muse pins the other to a wall
one muse kisses the other on their hand or wrist
one muse kisses the other on their neck or shoulder
one muse helps the other put on a necklace or tie
our muses aren’t supposed to be together but keep meeting anyway (on purpose or by accident)
our muses have a secret relationship
one muse takes a blow meant for the the other
one muse fights away enemies attacking the the other
one muse asks the other for their favor / a token before battle or a tourney
our muses share a night together believing it might be their last
our muses are in an arranged marriage / betrothal
our muses willingly marry for political reasons
our muses get married for love
our muses get married in a spur-of-the-moment decision
one muse has taken the other captive
our muses are in love but one thinks they aren’t good enough for the other
our muses are forced to ally for a common goal
our muses are enemies or former enemies but have started to fall for each other
our muses claim to hate each other but there is palpable tension between the two
our muses are trying to manipulate each other
one muse is trying to manipulate the other
our muses have feelings for each other but have conflicting loyalties
our muses are friends but have started to fall for each other
our muses are childhood friends that have been slowly falling for each other over the years
one muse has been in love with the other for a long time but is afraid their feelings are not reciprocated
one muse is in love with the other but they are in a relationship with or engaged to another person
our muses engage in a courtly romance
one muse is a knight in service to the the other’s family
one muse seeks comfort from a loveless marriage with the other, their lover
one muse traces the other’s scars
one muse kisses the other in a moment of heightened emotion
one muse confides in the other in a vulnerable moment
our muses are in love but circumstances prevent them from being together
our muses are exes who discover lingering feelings after reuniting
one muse confesses love to another after that person is injured
one muse confesses love to another because they believe they may die soon
our muses must share a bed
one muse lifts the other’s chin to look them in the eye
one muse places a hand at the back of the other’s neck to pull them extremely close
our muses have been hooking up, no strings attached
our muses have been hooking up, but one or both has developed deeper feelings
our muses are exes that hook up against their better judgement
one muse presumes the other is dead but is shocked when they show up alive again
one muse betrays their long held loyalties in order to save the other’s life from their own allies
our muses fake a relationship but have no actual interest in each other
our muses fake a relationship but start to genuinely fall for each other
one muse is known for their hard exterior and softens only in the other’s presence
one muse is the other’s weakness, something an enemy is trying to exploit
our muses are stuck somewhere together and must occupy their time
one muse has feelings for the other but has not acted on them due to their association with another character (a sibling / relative / ex / etc. ) or an organization
one muse is scared to act on feelings for the other due to poor experiences with love in the past
one muse is oblivious to the other’s feelings for them
one muse acts oblivious to the other’s feelings for them but really they are aware
one muse has unrequited feelings for the other
our muses are co-workers engaging in a hidden romance
one muse reveals one of their darkest secrets to the other
one muse comforts the other during an emotional breakdown
one muse calms the other from an intense rage
one muse’s family forbids them from seeing the other
our muses are in love but their friends / family do not support their relationship
one muse seeks redemption for past actions and comes to the other to atone
our muses regularly exchange letters
our muses move in together
our muses adopt a pet together
our muses have a child together
our muses adopt a child together
one muse discovers they are pregnant by accident
our muses have been set up by mutual friends
our muses have been set up by a matchmaker
our muses are in love with each other but are in denial
one muse is the other’s bodyguard / protector
one muse is royalty while the other is a commoner / rogue / societal outcast
one muse kisses the other for a bet
one muse relentlessly flirts with the other
our muses kiss for the first time ever
one muse wins a date with the other at an event
our muses dance together for the first time
one muse brushes their fingers through the other’s hair
one muse drunkenly confesses something to the other
our muses drunkenly hook up and wake up next to each other
our muses are roommates
our muses are partners in crime
one muse is a supernatural creature who falls for the other, who is a mortal
our muses are supernatural creatures from opposite clans or species that are historically hostile to each other
one muses is under a spell / in the middle of a monstrous transformation but somehow recognizes the other and refrains from harming them
our muses cuddle for warmth
our muses run away together
one muse wears piece of clothing or jewelry that belongs to the other
our muses bathe together
our muses cook together
our muses cuddle in bed
one muse serenades the other
one muse holds a weapon to the other as a threat
one muse physically lifts the other up
one muse protectively wraps an arm around the other
meet cute !
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100 INDULGENT TROPES
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A collection of one hundred tropes of varying nature. Spiritual successor to my previous An Extremely Self-Indulgent Meme. Some of these pair well together and can easily be sent in various combinations. Some are also highly suggestive in nature. Engage appropriately.
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one muse steps protectively in front of the other
one muse tends to the other’s injury
one muse is not acting like themselves and the other has to snap them out of it
one muse kisses the other during an argument
one muse pins the other to a wall
one muse kisses the other on their hand or wrist
one muse kisses the other on their neck or shoulder
one muse helps the other put on a necklace or tie
our muses aren’t supposed to be together but keep meeting anyway (on purpose or by accident)
our muses have a secret relationship
one muse takes a blow meant for the the other
one muse fights away enemies attacking the the other
one muse asks the other for their favor / a token before battle or a tourney
our muses share a night together believing it might be their last
our muses are in an arranged marriage / betrothal
our muses willingly marry for political reasons
our muses get married for love
our muses get married in a spur-of-the-moment decision
one muse has taken the other captive
our muses are in love but one thinks they aren’t good enough for the other
our muses are forced to ally for a common goal
our muses are enemies or former enemies but have started to fall for each other
our muses claim to hate each other but there is palpable tension between the two
our muses are trying to manipulate each other
one muse is trying to manipulate the other
our muses have feelings for each other but have conflicting loyalties
our muses are friends but have started to fall for each other
our muses are childhood friends that have been slowly falling for each other over the years
one muse has been in love with the other for a long time but is afraid their feelings are not reciprocated
one muse is in love with the other but they are in a relationship with or engaged to another person
our muses engage in a courtly romance
one muse is a knight in service to the the other’s family
one muse seeks comfort from a loveless marriage with the other, their lover
one muse traces the other’s scars
one muse kisses the other in a moment of heightened emotion
one muse confides in the other in a vulnerable moment
our muses are in love but circumstances prevent them from being together
our muses are exes who discover lingering feelings after reuniting
one muse confesses love to another after that person is injured
one muse confesses love to another because they believe they may die soon
our muses must share a bed
one muse lifts the other’s chin to look them in the eye
one muse places a hand at the back of the other’s neck to pull them extremely close
our muses have been hooking up, no strings attached
our muses have been hooking up, but one or both has developed deeper feelings
our muses are exes that hook up against their better judgement
one muse presumes the other is dead but is shocked when they show up alive again
one muse betrays their long held loyalties in order to save the other’s life from their own allies
our muses fake a relationship but have no actual interest in each other
our muses fake a relationship but start to genuinely fall for each other
one muse is known for their hard exterior and softens only in the other’s presence
one muse is the other’s weakness, something an enemy is trying to exploit
our muses are stuck somewhere together and must occupy their time
one muse has feelings for the other but has not acted on them due to their association with another character (a sibling / relative / ex / etc. ) or an organization
one muse is scared to act on feelings for the other due to poor experiences with love in the past
one muse is oblivious to the other’s feelings for them
one muse acts oblivious to the other’s feelings for them but really they are aware
one muse has unrequited feelings for the other
our muses are co-workers engaging in a hidden romance
one muse reveals one of their darkest secrets to the other
one muse comforts the other during an emotional breakdown
one muse calms the other from an intense rage
one muse’s family forbids them from seeing the other
our muses are in love but their friends / family do not support their relationship
one muse seeks redemption for past actions and comes to the other to atone
our muses regularly exchange letters
our muses move in together
our muses adopt a pet together
our muses have a child together
our muses adopt a child together
one muse discovers they are pregnant by accident
our muses have been set up by mutual friends
our muses have been set up by a matchmaker
our muses are in love with each other but are in denial
one muse is the other’s bodyguard / protector
one muse is royalty while the other is a commoner / rogue / societal outcast
one muse kisses the other for a bet
one muse relentlessly flirts with the other
our muses kiss for the first time ever
one muse wins a date with the other at an event
our muses dance together for the first time
one muse brushes their fingers through the other’s hair
one muse drunkenly confesses something to the other
our muses drunkenly hook up and wake up next to each other
our muses are roommates
our muses are partners in crime
one muse is a supernatural creature who falls for the other, who is a mortal
our muses are supernatural creatures from opposite clans or species that are historically hostile to each other
one muses is under a spell / in the middle of a monstrous transformation but somehow recognizes the other and refrains from harming them
our muses cuddle for warmth
our muses run away together
one muse wears piece of clothing or jewelry that belongs to the other
our muses bathe together
our muses cook together
our muses cuddle in bed
one muse serenades the other
one muse holds a weapon to the other as a threat
one muse physically lifts the other up
one muse protectively wraps an arm around the other
meet cute !
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#just_horny_thoughts
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BEN AFFLECK’S BRUCE WAYNE | Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)  VASCO GEORGIEVE’S BRUCE WAYNE | Batman: Urban Legends (2021)  / The Murder Club
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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice {Sentence Starters}
“Consider this mercy.“
“Drop it. I said, drop it!”
“You’re going to go to war?”
“You think I’ll fight him for you?“
“Did the nightmares ever stop?“
“My world doesn’t exist anymore.“
“Tell me, do you bleed? —-  You will.”
“It keeps me awake at night. It should.“
“We’ve seen what promises are worth.“
“You don’t understand, there’s no time!“
“We can do better. We will. We have to.“
“Don’t believe everything you hear, son.“
“You know you can’t win this. It’s suicide.“
“This thing is from another world. My world.“
“Is it stealing if you steal from another thief?“
“This may be the only thing I do that matters.“
“I’ve killed monsters from other worlds before.“
“You don’t owe this world a thing. You never did.“
“Stay down! If I wanted it, you’d be dead already!“
“We’ve always been criminals. Nothing’s changed.“
“There wouldn’t be a damn thing we can do to stop it.“
“Oh, I don’t think you’ve ever known a woman like me.“
“This is about the future of the world. This is my legacy.“
“You don’t know me, but I’ve known a few women like you.“
“Whatever you do, wherever you go, I will be watching you.“
“How many good guys are left? How many stayed that way?“
“They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to.“
“You were right about him! You’ve always been right about him!”
“Even you’ve got too old to die young, though not for lack of trying.“
“Devils don’t come from hell beneath us. No, they come from the sky.“
“The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men… cruel.“
“My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all…“
“The other night you took something that doesn’t belong to you. Stealing’s not polite.“
“I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you’re here for a reason.“
“Be their angel, be their monument, be anything they need you to be… or be none of it.“
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6'4" baby.
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