Yes the furry monster porn artist. But this is tumblr so instead I'm going to scream into a microphone (affectionate)
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horse being led by its loyal dog friend both the dog and the horse are walking confidently displaying trust in one anothers abilities to lead or follow the dog holds the horses lead carefully in its mouth and the horse steps slowly as not to pass or step on the dog these animals are friends and display a confidence in one another that is simultaneously rare and common in the animal kingdom depending on your outlook and ecological knowledge
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One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that you’re very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I don’t particularly care. Therefore I’m perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I don’t need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.
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it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you
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druidic daf [stream art]
made on a weed stream. daf as a fucked up druid with branches growing through him - Thank you for taking a look! You can find me much more active on Twitter! Want to support me directly? Patreon is your best bet.
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Valor is not to be bestowed
Y'know some of us practice to have more masc or femme voices, my enby ass just needs to be incomprehensible sometimes.
Gender euphoria your boyfriend saying "Those are just sounds! You aren't saying words!"
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A realm above, cast in light Extinguished it shall be Cerulean night
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Preacher curl motivation
30lbs may not seem like a lot, but preacher curls have a way of making that weight feel twice as heavy
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A haunting presence Of chilling malevolence Shattered our solitude Night after night
I can’t always nail this one, but it is one of my favorite verses. The rhythm, the rhyme, the alliteration.
#The Abhorrent Art - Inferi#vocal cover#Some people think death metal lyrics#are just noise or violence#but this song is so dramatic#poetic even
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Thunder, it seems, ripples atop the ice as Lucifer speaks…
#Behold the Bearer of Light - Inferi#Vocal Cover#yes that is me making those sounds#I couldn't resist
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I love u narrative songs 💖💖💖
#The Abhorrent Art#that fateful eve#we found ourselves in the shadow#of an ivory cathedral#compelled to behold#the ghastly grave of a ghould#and extract an artifact
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this is a callout post for @punisheddaf who, for some fucking reason, thinks that this is a lazy meal
like honey im sorry but this is not what you think it is. lazy? really? i could find this in a cook book. this is a whole ass instructions. you gave me a recipe to follow along with. did you misread the assignment? a lazy meal is a protein bar. a microwaved eggo pancake. some cheese and ham. if you have to sit at the sink for more than a minute to clean up, its not lazy. onion???? really??? lime??? who has time to prepare this, go eat an orange. “lazy meal”. the audacity. the sheer nerve.
#Okay how about...#Cook 2 italian sausage in a pan#skin em#crush a few cloves of garlic and put em in the pan#can of crushed tomatoes#in the pan#splash of red wine#simmer#butter cream cheese and parmesean all melted in the pan#boil some pasta#easy and only one pan to clean
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#This is literally me#you throw a couple of chicken thighs in the air fryer with some southwest spice blend#start a cup of rice cooking#cut up and onion and maybe a pablano#soften and char the veggies#chicken and rice might need some time so cut up a tomato#add some lime to sour cream as a sauce#put it all on the rice
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finally something to beat the border collies
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The sun through fog this morning.
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@tropicoastalart come get this bred
reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals
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