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[punishing-borb]

//Thank you lots! and just so everyone knows, i will have asks closed until January <3 I'll see you all next year! Happy holidays and a happy new year to everyborb! -🕊

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

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gices you a green cristmas ornamebt

Oh! It's close to uh... Christmas, right? I heard some of the agents talk about that outside my containment unit. That's cool.

Christmas is a good holiday, isnt it? because it punishes those who do bad things, just like i do! just... They give out coal instead of actually punishing like i do.

some of the agents won't be going back home for Christmas. Some of them never will. But maybe this little green ball can bring some Christmas to them when they come to work!! Thank you, anon!

[punishing-borb]

leek

okay ? leek 👍

[punishing-borb]

throws a meduin rare trout at you

guys im. not a cat. or whatever eats fish. stop throwing fish inside my containment unit

[punishing-borb]

(Puts a handful of birdseed in your containment)

FINALLY SOMEONE THAT GETS THE HINT!!!! SEEB!!!

(he cheerfully flies to the birdseed and pecks at it. As you leave the unit, one of the agents looks at you with an annoyed look, condemning you for feeding punishing bird more than necessary.)

[punishing-borb]

i dont think you can eat chocolate so have a lil vanilla cupcake instead!!!

i think this has way too much sugar for me and i do prefer bird feed and seebs but uh. thank you

[punishing-borb]

oh look its me and my brothers before The Incident

that's cool.

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the sign is evil and I've been trying to punish it for the last 3 weeks THEY KEEP REPLACING IT BUT ITS EVIL i am fine i am perfectly healthy

(He's like those cats that scream at you whenever their food bowl is not even half empty like you've been starving them.)

PETS THEE YET AGAIN

if you keep petting me I'll have to start charging you for it . twenty five seeb

(there's a big sign by the bird's side, warning anyone who enters his containent unit to not feed him more than necessary, since he's already getting chubby.)

[punishing-borb]

HEY. I SAID TWENTY FIVE. YOU'RE BEING EVIL

PETS THEE YET AGAIN

if you keep petting me I'll have to start charging you for it . twenty five seeb

(there's a big sign by the bird's side, warning anyone who enters his containent unit to not feed him more than necessary, since he's already getting chubby.)

[punishing-borb]

pets are nice but i can't just be offering my divine fluff for free you know. I gotta make business

And don't mind the sign. I'm perfectly fine. They've been starving me. i need seeb

(He's chubby. Visibly so.)

PETS THEE YET AGAIN

if you keep petting me I'll have to start charging you for it . twenty five seeb

(there's a big sign by the bird's side, warning anyone who enters his containent unit to not feed him more than necessary, since he's already getting chubby.)

[punishing-borb]

PETS THEE YET AGAIN

if you keep petting me I'll have to start charging you for it . twenty five seeb

(there's a big sign by the bird's side, warning anyone who enters his containent unit to not feed him more than necessary, since he's already getting chubby.)

[punishing-borb]

Hands you a fish

hm ?

[He pecks the fish for a while,before seeming disinterested and hopping away from where it was placed.]

[punishing-borb]

(peck. peck peck.)

okay im no longer interested. get away from my containment cell.

im so bored can anyone come to my containment cell and let me peck your hand for 5.32 seconds before losing my interest

[punishing-borb]

im so bored can anyone come to my containment cell and let me peck your hand for 5.32 seconds before losing my interest

[punishing-borb]

PETS THEE GENTLY

- don quixote lcb

....hm. (he's trying to judge if you're evil or not. For now, he just stares at your hand, watching your every move.)

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Looking at your blog, I feel like you'd hate the city if you ever learned about it

i hate and i punish everything that commits sins. Sinning is wrong and everyone knows it, then it shall be punished.

Maybe when i breach this facility with my brothers, we will punish the city.

[punishing-borb]

i AM letting you pet me you CREATURE. i am just WATCHING YOU.

PETS THEE GENTLY

- don quixote lcb

....hm. (he's trying to judge if you're evil or not. For now, he just stares at your hand, watching your every move.)