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...non human gays and such...
Brencis. trans. 31. He/Him. (They/Them is okay too)
Multi fandom. Currently mostly Moomin, Good Omens, and The Witcher (TV). Also personal + cute animals.
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I Did Not Bully The Moon
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We don’t bully Sauron enough for being such a FUCKING instagram villain that he’d only ever steal black horses from the Rohirrim, like he really in canon passed over herds of perfectly good load-bearing horses just for aesthetic fidelity
#no its true#he's my favorite villain actually BECAUSE he's a dumb gay instagram model with absolutely ZERO thoughts past#''im too pretty and i deserve everything and no one is paying attention to me'' and then the first person to pay attention to him#is the OG evil gay bitch Melkor and well it went there#i say ''favorite villain'' as in i want to put him in a little jar and shake it around#we should absolutely bully him more
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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”
And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”
“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”
Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.
#Sam's love for Frodo is also what saved the literal whole of middle earth so y'know#most powerful force
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I’ve been rereading the good omens book
They’re my favorite guy-shaped-beings
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My brother sent me this picture of two geese with all the cherry petals on the ground and my brain said "they're in a romance anime" and then I spent several hours making this horrible thing.
#ouran hshc#honk honk fall in love!!!#geese#anime parody#ouran high school host club#i made this on my phone and cut out all the letters and petals by hand#please be nice. i know this is horrible#but im going through it and this made me laugh
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Gimli, who went through standard dwarf education: "We'll need to be careful to elevate the head and monitor 'is blood pressure for the next few hours."
Legolas, who grew up in the woods surrounded by other weird ass Mirkwood elves: "...Why don't we just ask the moon to fix him?"
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Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!
Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week
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Some snakey fluff for your Sunday.
Inspired by this tweet.
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a day on gotham twitter
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#i know i havent posted Batfam on here in ages but this made me fucking lose my shit#this is EXACTLY how it would go down
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AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
1.02 "The Avatar Returns"
#honestly iconic#tired of teen characters being like ''im soooooo mature and youre a baby'' to like....kids only like five to six years younger than them#youre also still a child Zuko#Aang really said ''buddy youre like only five years older than me 🤨 what?????''#that right there was a sign they'd eventually becomes the best of buds imo
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Why did you give the last of your food to that poorly disguised mimic? You were finally at peace with letting go, but now this odd thing won’t leave you alone and is even turning itself into various items in an attempt to aid you.
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raeda posting
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Someone asked for Zuko with heart bangs so here he is 💕
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my favourite chaotic siblings
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gay people never flirt normally its always gotta be shit like this
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