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this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh

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It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

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was about to post "would it be easier for the fandom types to learn geography if the countries were anime boys they could ship" and then i remembered

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Sorry just saw a post that was like. A picture of a poster on a school bulletin board banning common "slang" words like rizz or baddie among others, and amongst the a bunch of people patting themselves on the back for rebelling by "just saying whatever nonsense words you want as slang!" or other petty acts of rebellion while utterly failing to mention even once that most of these words are AAVE and that maybe saying certain words that formed in black communities can be replaced by utter nonsense might be. Y'know racist.

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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

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Stop using the word degenerate to mean horny challenge

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aparently in the latest fantastic 4 comics johnny storm has been in a relationship with an alien, and that would be pretty standard affair for marvel heroes, right.

except someone at marvel with fucking balls of steel and the biggest brain in the known universe made the alien look... actually alien

this is the greatest thing ive seen in my life, is almost enough to make me want to read the comic

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Lovecraft wrote down all the ideas that came to him to do something with later and there are some real bangers in there

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Gotta hand it to my ex who I dated when I was a cis guy who sent me a post on National Ex-Girlfriend day and said "Congrats, you're my only one!" I got a good laugh out of that one

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(asking my system friend who's fronting)hey so uhh.. what user is logged in right now

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fuck it we ball

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✨🦄🐬🦖🌊 I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYY✨🦄💖💕🐟🐬

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i love you indigenous languages i love you endangered languages i love you revived languages i love you

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ooOooOooh you're becoming one of us *magic hands* ooooh, you're obsessed with all forms of explosions and corn syrup oooooooooh you want to complain about gas prices ooooh lol

I will never become an american as long as the fire of socialism still burns bright in my chest

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Today's isopod is Thai Spikey (Isopoda sp.)

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ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

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good god i just want to be enough