punk-trapper-at-all

[punk-trapper-at-all]

hug?

O-oh! Um.. thank you..?

*he opens its arms wide to hug the anon.*

[punk-trapper-at-all]

C-could i join you with this by a-any chance charlie…?

It sounds l-like ffun!!

People talk a lot about gender envy but right now I’m experiencing gender wrath. I want to do harm to a transphobe.

[punk-trapper-at-all]

This shark is litwrally me guys

[punk-trapper-at-all]

O-oh gosh are you o-okay..?

C-can i stop it…

Uhh…

*fucking spins you*

I believe you are mistaken. That is not me. I am not the RED Medic. I am the Medic on-

AAUGG

ST OP SPINNING.

[punk-trapper-at-all]

I-um.. they’re kind of cute..?

D-do you uh.. want a p-pet hyena?

That would b-be kinda cool!

Why would anyone keep a hyena as a pet?

[punk-trapper-at-all]

I-i’m not a clown.. but you are!

Hamburbur

Ham…burger?

Wh-what..?

[punk-trapper-at-all]

Hamburbur

Ham…burger?

Wh-what..?

[punk-trapper-at-all]

D-do you mind if i turn up… um later?

I have to feed my um reptiles and give t-toothless a bath soon..

I hope thats o-okay..

Greetings, associates.

@punk-trapper-at-all @russian-tooth-fairy @loveshotsniper @all-aussie-engineer @puppy-needs-pets @anchor-all @chef-for-all

It is once more time for the last physical examinations for this year. Please make your way down to the infirmary.

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I-i’m not doing anything!!

I’m sorry charlie!

don’t you go spinnin him like that. That’s not very kind and he might get sick. Rats can’t even vomit what will he do if you give him a tummy ache?

[punk-trapper-at-all]

Look at them go!

don’t you go spinnin him like that. That’s not very kind and he might get sick. Rats can’t even vomit what will he do if you give him a tummy ache?

[punk-trapper-at-all]

Oh he’s d-dancing now..

don’t you go spinnin him like that. That’s not very kind and he might get sick. Rats can’t even vomit what will he do if you give him a tummy ache?

[punk-trapper-at-all]

Trick. Treat.

@the-all-medic

H-hello doc, ni-nice seeing yo-you!

Happy h-um.. hallows eve!

I uh have some candy if you want that?

I’m being awkward i’m sorry…

*trapper hands him a bag of gummy snakes. Toothless sniffs his shoes and watches them talk.*

You having fun d-duh-doc?

[punk-trapper-at-all]

Fried ch-chicken..? With waffles?

Um.. i’m a big fan of spicy food i g-guess.. been a favourite of mine for um.. since i was a kid actually.

*trapper leans against a counter, letting toothless skitter around the floor and exploring, he crawls over to leslie and sniffs his shoes before finding a comfy spot on the floor and laying down.*

The carvings a-are no problem really, i like making them so it usually doesn’t um.. take that long, i can easily sit for hours making them! Its really therapeutic and relaxing! I usually do bigger pieces so the small one was-was um a challenge and i’ve spoken too m-much i’m um sorry…

*Trapper slides a small wooden carving of a bear across leslies desk. Its no taller than a pencil but is well made and detailed. He holds toothless tight to its chest and waits for leslies reaction.*

I um.. i….

I made this for you… its okay if you don’t like it….

- @punk-trapper-at-all

[Leslie looks up from his work, eyes wide as they land on the wooden carving. He slowly reached over and picks it up, using his glasses to better see the details]

Ya made.. this fa’ me?

[he flips his workshop lamp down, lighting up the area so he could really admire the craftsmanship, he looked genuinely in utter disbelief and awe, hell a smile even spread across his face]

Bloody ‘ell, the details in this blood thing! You’re one hell of a artist kid.

[he finally looked up at trapper]

Like it? I bloody love it, this is goin’ to be treasured till i die, hell i reckon ima show it off to Plum once i get the chance!

Farkin’ ‘ell.. genuinely.. this is.. stunning.. i mean.. look at the details.. its just.. wow..

[Leslie couldn’t help but stand up, hugging trapper like a proud father would hug his child, being mindful of toothless as he did so]

Thank you so much, this made me day.. no. me bloody month

[punk-trapper-at-all]

Y-you don’t mind t-toothless um.. being here too..?

*toothless wanders around the station a little, waddling up to kieran and flicking his tongue out, before returning to trapper. Trapper takes a seat nearby kieran, sitting cross legged on the chair. He starts carving the bar of soap, catching the shavings on buns sweater. Bite is nibbling on the collar of it while tooth works.*

Tha-thanks kieran.. sorry if i’m uh interrupting anything. Though its um.. nice to be around someone..

Whats been um.. going on today for you..?

*trapper knocks on the door of the radio station, and peeks buns head in. Toothless, on trappers shoulder also pokes his head in, flicking his tongue out at the air, tasting it.*

H-hey kieran? You mind if i um… sit in here with you for a while? I just n-nuh-need some company is all..

*tooth has some whittling tools in his hands, as well as a piece of wood and a bar of soap strangely enough.*

- @punk-trapper-at-all

Wha–? Oh, yeah, 'course you can! Make yourself comfortable wherever, kid.

Did you wanna talk about anything? I'm all ears if so.

[punk-trapper-at-all]

I.. um.. have a permit to keep th-them..

An-and mr. Plum and Leslie have said i can keep them. A-animals are good entertainment.

*it chews more on his sleeve, shifting from one foot to another. Toothless comes over and crawls up onto Trappers shoulder, nuzzling tooths face slightly.*

S-so um..

What is it you’re doing..? I w-wasn’t t-told…

[A gentle knock on the door announced the arrival of the Auditor. A woman dressed in a charcoal dress-suit held up a clipboard.] > Evening. You're... Mr. Axel, yes? I'm investigating this facility and its employees. Don't worry I have spoken with your superiors and have the go ahead to--.... > Is that... A Lizard? [She was so focused on her clipboard at first, she didn't notice. Now, she was pointing her pen down at the service animal with a quirked brow.]

-- @surprise-audit

Ah!! I-um.. tha- that is me yes… weird hearing my name..

*trapper turns around, halfway through whittling and carving a piece of wood with a knife. Bun puts them on his desk and looks over at toothless, who waddles over to the auditors shoe, flicking its tongue out to smell her. For such a tall man it was quite soft spoken and jumpy. He lifts a sweater sleeve to bites mouth and chews on it slightly.*

T-that um.. thats toothless, my service ani- animal.. he’s just saying h-hello..

He doesn’t bite, he um has no t-teeth, he was bo-born like that.. an-and be careful with the wall back there.. th-th um.. theres reptiles in there and.. you don’t want to um.. disturb them…

A-anyways uh.. you said you’ve spoken to my superiors..?

[punk-trapper-at-all]

[A gentle knock on the door announced the arrival of the Auditor. A woman dressed in a charcoal dress-suit held up a clipboard.] > Evening. You're... Mr. Axel, yes? I'm investigating this facility and its employees. Don't worry I have spoken with your superiors and have the go ahead to--.... > Is that... A Lizard? [She was so focused on her clipboard at first, she didn't notice. Now, she was pointing her pen down at the service animal with a quirked brow.]

-- @surprise-audit

Ah!! I-um.. tha- that is me yes… weird hearing my name..

*trapper turns around, halfway through whittling and carving a piece of wood with a knife. Bun puts them on his desk and looks over at toothless, who waddles over to the auditors shoe, flicking its tongue out to smell her. For such a tall man it was quite soft spoken and jumpy. He lifts a sweater sleeve to bites mouth and chews on it slightly.*

T-that um.. thats toothless, my service ani- animal.. he’s just saying h-hello..

He doesn’t bite, he um has no t-teeth, he was bo-born like that.. an-and be careful with the wall back there.. th-th um.. theres reptiles in there and.. you don’t want to um.. disturb them…

A-anyways uh.. you said you’ve spoken to my superiors..?

[punk-trapper-at-all]

I-its um.. really nothing… y-you don’t need to make it such a b-big de- deal.

Waffles..? That um.. sounds nice, s-uh.. sure!

*trapper fidgets with buns sleeves a little, before setting toothless on the floor. He’s still smiling, his fangs peeking out over bites top lip.*

Come on buddy.. i’ve got some snacks for you too..

D-do uh.. do you like waffles..? A-and j-j-just um.. sweets in general?

Wow thats a stupid question… great job me..

*Trapper slides a small wooden carving of a bear across leslies desk. Its no taller than a pencil but is well made and detailed. He holds toothless tight to its chest and waits for leslies reaction.*

I um.. i….

I made this for you… its okay if you don’t like it….

- @punk-trapper-at-all

[Leslie looks up from his work, eyes wide as they land on the wooden carving. He slowly reached over and picks it up, using his glasses to better see the details]

Ya made.. this fa’ me?

[he flips his workshop lamp down, lighting up the area so he could really admire the craftsmanship, he looked genuinely in utter disbelief and awe, hell a smile even spread across his face]

Bloody ‘ell, the details in this blood thing! You’re one hell of a artist kid.

[he finally looked up at trapper]

Like it? I bloody love it, this is goin’ to be treasured till i die, hell i reckon ima show it off to Plum once i get the chance!

Farkin’ ‘ell.. genuinely.. this is.. stunning.. i mean.. look at the details.. its just.. wow..

[Leslie couldn’t help but stand up, hugging trapper like a proud father would hug his child, being mindful of toothless as he did so]

Thank you so much, this made me day.. no. me bloody month