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a) the splatlands and isn't just the big desert and has a diverse range of biomes, especially east of the mountains and on the land and waters surrounding anarchy bay

b) i'm not about to doxx myself while i'm at a camp with a bunch of middle and high schoolers. get the fuck out of my inbox

I checked the Camp Triggerfish website and they aren't running any theater camp programs this year. What are you even getting for lying on the internet like this? Are you just making stuff up for clout? Why would you even make your lie so stupid and boring anyway?

i haven't mentioned triggerfish once since i got here. i'm in the splatlands. camp triggerfish doesn't own or operate any campgrounds in the splatlands. the world does not revolve around the greater inkopolis metropolitan area. frye onaga was right

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I checked the Camp Triggerfish website and they aren't running any theater camp programs this year. What are you even getting for lying on the internet like this? Are you just making stuff up for clout? Why would you even make your lie so stupid and boring anyway?

i haven't mentioned triggerfish once since i got here. i'm in the splatlands. camp triggerfish doesn't own or operate any campgrounds in the splatlands. the world does not revolve around the greater inkopolis metropolitan area. frye onaga was right

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saw a kid trying to cook a cup of instant noodles over a campfire last night. like he wasn't boiling water in a kettle, he stuck a skewer through the cup and got frustrated over how it was both leaking and getting burned. cleaned the mess up hours ago and the scent of burnt styrofoam still lingers in the air

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i'm about to get aneurysm overhearing some of the stuff these kids are saying here "oooooo who are you texting?" "idk i put some graffiti up of my phone number in splatsville before i left for camp in case i got lonely" GIRL YOU ARE 12 YEARS OLD DO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR PHONE NUMBER TO STRANGERS

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at least three campers here spent the past week thinking they were doing rocky horror picture shoal at the end of the summer. you guys are doing little swamp of horrors. did you not notice the giant puppet they're building behind the stage

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Ok this is a weird ask, but do any of the Splatoon characters have confirmed birthdays?

Like how, for example, Mario has a confirmed birthday of October 11th

nope. specific years, months, and dates are rarely mentioned in splatoon media in the first place

this is one of the only mentions of a specific year/month/date

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actually i need to lighten up my mood here. i'm going to convince the kids at camp all the fics that were written in the 2010s about being sold to hightide era were real

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i wish i didn't procrastinate so long on my salmonid rights essays or at least brought some material with me so i could work on them while i have off-time volunteering at camp, the mass amount of misinformation out in the inklosphere is getting dire

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mr. tenna but in splatoon + bonus spamton. autism brain blast go

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dedf1sh

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SCIENTISTS UNCOVER A NEW SPECIES OF MANTA RAY IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN

For over fifteen years, scientists suspected that a mysterious species of manta ray was hiding in plain sight in the Atlantic Ocean. Often confused with its close relatives, the oceanic manta ray and reef manta ray, this elusive animal was finally confirmed and formally described as a new species: Mobula yarae. Through a careful combination of genetic studies and physical comparisons, researchers showed that this species forms a distinct evolutionary lineage. It has unique features, including a striking V-shaped mark behind its gills, a special kind of skin denticle shaped like a star, and a small residual spine embedded near its tail. These traits, along with its DNA, make it unmistakably different from other known manta rays.

The newly Atlantic Manta Ray Mobula yarae lives only in the Atlantic coast of the Americas, and seems to prefer warm coastal and estuarine waters. Juveniles have been spotted along the Amazon coast, in Florida, and around the oceanic islands of Brazil. Adults, on the other hand, are more common around the Yucatán Peninsula and the southeastern United States. Sadly, this new species is already facing serious threats. It is often caught by accident in fishing gear, hit by boats, tangled in lines, and exposed to growing coastal pollution. These dangers are made worse by the fact that Mobula yarae looks so much like other manta rays, making it difficult to protect unless it is properly identified.

-Distinct colouration of manta ray species. Dorsal and ventral colouration pattern of Mobula birostris a, d, Mobula alfredi b, e, and Mobula yarae c and f.

The name yarae comes from Yara, a mythical figure from the Indigenous Tupi and Guaraní cultures. Yara is known as the mother of the waters, a powerful spirit of beauty and protection. Naming this ray after her is both a tribute and a call to action. The formal recognition of Mobula yarae opens the door for targeted conservation efforts. With its unique traits, restricted Atlantic distribution, and vulnerability to multiple human pressures, this species qualifies for urgent assessment under international and national conservation frameworks. Ensuring accurate identification and monitoring will be essential to prevent further decline and to secure the long-term survival of this newly described manta ray.

Photographs: Sean Rowan Laughlin

Reference: Bucair et al. 2025. An integrative taxonomy investigation unravels a cryptic species of Mobula Rafinesque, 1810 (Mobulidae, Myliobatiformes), from the Atlantic Ocean. Environ Biol Fish 

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hats and things

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YOU DIDN'T MENTION CRABS IN THE MUDMOUTH POST PROOF WE ARE IMPERVIOUS 🇧🇷🇧🇷🏆🏆 CRUSTÁCEOS NÚMERO UNO CAMPEÃOS DOS EGOSTOS 💪🦀🇧🇷🇧🇷

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO SEWER WATER!!!! YOU WILL STILL HURT YOURSELF AND DIE BADLY!!!!!!!!

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as a treat though i'll give you and the rest of chumblr the special abridged version of my mudmouth safety lecture since for some reason the older staff members still get mad at us when we say swear words in front of teenagers

mudmouths are not mutated salmonids or the ghosts of salmonids. they are a formation that occurs when there's a sudden release of high pressure fluids in (typically) a sewage pipe and there's a large blockage at whatever opening the mudmouth is forming out of. most of the time they're just caused by garbage but they can be formed by anything in the waters, including a living being. people living in urban and suburban areas with better infrastructure to keep large bits of trash out of their sewage pipes seem more likely to associate mudmouths with salmonids because they're encountered a lot more by salmon runners that get shipped out to sites of salmonid migration and it isn't uncommon for stragglers to get swept up into the pipes while swimming through underground waterways

as such, the shape of the geyser itself changes depending on what the blockage is and its position at the pipe's opening. the chemical composition of the mud and sewage and stuff like the presence of bioluminescent bacteria and microorganisms will affect the color mudmouth as well. this is rad as fuck to watch in a controlled environment

do not attempt to induce a mudmouth eruption with your own body. i will send you to hell before you die (of being blasted by high pressure biohazardous sewage and wastewater)

if you are a bony or cartilaginous fish, the water pressure from the pipes and all the fast moving bits of garbage will absolutely wreck your skeleton and tear off a bunch of scales off of your skin. if you're an inkfish, chances are you won't completely osmose in the mudmouth depending on its composition and prolonged exposure will cause major damage and deformation to your body that persists even after multiple respawnings. you can only hope for the best that you instantly splat on contact so you can at least respawn with clean and sterile ink. in almost all cases you will get sick from toxins in the sewer water if you manage to survive the physical force and pressure. have fun feeling like total shit while you're in vomitland for weeks on end

"but what about salmonids most salmonids survive being part of the mudmouth and traveling through it just fine" the mud going through the pipes in salmon running sites is mostly the same slime and seawater of the surrounding seas and their bodies are acclimated to it. your bodies are not

if i catch you going through the sewers unsupervised i am taking your doroshakes hostage for the rest of summer camp

Hello ayla i am a theater squid give me you mudmouth safety lecture or i will sing clamilton at you

don't think you're being slick here i saw you writing this out on your phone in real time

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Hello ayla i am a theater squid give me you mudmouth safety lecture or i will sing clamilton at you

don't think you're being slick here i saw you writing this out on your phone in real time