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[punkisnthere]

You ever be horny but not entirely in the "I wanna be fucked" way

Just sort of in the "I really just want attention and to be able to be a dumb dog for a little bit cause life is a little too much right now' kinda way?

Like I just wanna be gagged and muzzled cause puppies don't talk

Want my hands cuffed behind my back while you pet me and praise me and caress me and say nice things about me so I don't have to think for a while

That actually could fix me for a little bit at least

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🍃Intox themed posting below the cut!

You ever just want to be jumped? For lack of better phrasing

I mean like just hanging out with someone and getting stoned, and they start passing you whatever ur using to get stoned, I.E. Joint, Bong, Pen, whatever, more frequently until you can't really keep yourself upright and they kinda laugh at how pathetic you look trying to pretend to be sober and they kinda just start pushing you around and manhandling you a little bit and maybe restraining your hands behind your back so you can't really stop them or accidentally hurt them cause yk ur stoned and accidents happen and we wouldn't want that now would we?

But also you don't really protest either cause you are fully aware how badly you want this, want them to just fuck with you and make you a big drooling mess

To feel their hands gently caressing your skin and groping you and ignoring your pleas for more cause they just wanna see how worked up you can get

I think about this sometimes and honestly I firmly believe it would fix me

[punkisnthere]

Happy 420

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[punkisnthere]

Love this post, but completely unrelated "Zonked off my gourd" is the funniest shit to me imma be fr

augh i can't stop thinking abt when i was blindfolded and zonked off my gourd and he laid me down and gently and slowly rubbed and teased my wet cock until i was so hard and he started to hit my boycunt and would laugh every time it made me gasp and squirm and he just kept rubbing and hitting and rubbing and laughing and hitting and 😖😖😖

[punkisnthere]

Silent reblog heehee

Puppify everything they do!! It's important!!!!

Don't just tell them to get their toys, tell them to fetch

When they yawn, make sure to pat their head and call them a sleepy puppy

Hand feed them treats!!

Casually call them a good boy/good girl whenever they get something done or do something right

When they forget something or mess up, laugh it off and call them a silly puppy

Don't just ask if they want to have sex, ask if they want to play

When you're going out, ask them if they want to go for a walk

Always preface gifts/favors/anything they look forward to by saying "does puppy want a treat?"

If they get stammery and flustered, just tell them to speak, it works miracles

When getting into bed or sitting on the couch, pat the bed where you want them to sit and they'll hop right up

Keep them in line by reminding them that puppies don't bite/talk/etc

Feel free to add anything you do to make sure your puppy never forgets that they're your pretty doggie ♥️♥️♥️

[punkisnthere]

Fazgang it's take ur dog to work day

- a dog, sitting inside a wendys restaurant cause the guy I'm seeing didn't wanna leave me home today so I kinda just got dragged here :)

No fucking way this dude takes my ability to walk and then takes me to work with him

I feel like a little purse dog atp /gay /pos

[punkisnthere]

Thinking about how I'm currently visiting a guy I'm seeing for the week but he's at work right now [I could have gone with but I spent 12 hours on a bus yesterday and didn't get much sleep so I just stayed at his place]

Homosexual activities under the cut

Thinking heavily about how I could send him flirty and gay texts while he's working and act all innocent and dumb when he gets home

Except thinking heavily about how fucking nervous I am to even kiss him let alone flirt with him while he's not here and be forced to see him face to face after LMAO

[punkisnthere]

Oh uh hiya again

Hello again! I hope your day is going good :)

[punkisnthere]

I am looking respectively at u

Aww, why thank you

Don't be shy though my friend, you're welcome to look as disrespectfully as you please <3

[punkisnthere]

I see posts about dubcon or cnc and shit like that, which is fine in safe practices, but I never see anyone talk about how fucking hot consent is

And I'm not even saying that to drill in how important consent is, I mean like

I want you to grab my hand and place it on your body, I want you to moan as I gently start exploring your body as per your request, I want to look at you in the eyes before I go further and ask "Do I have your consent"

And to hear a breathy "yes, yes please- you have my consent" would send my boner so far it would be in orbit

I want you to tell me "don't stop" when I fuck you, cause it only drills in how much you need me and how much you want this further

Alright

I mean the second I get that consent I will be so fucking hard

I don't even think I could coherently top at that point, I'd be rutting my strap into you like a feral fucking animal until you've cum a number of times and you tell me to relax because you're satisfied

I think that would fix me :)

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Reblogging to punish a little doggy heehee

MDNI, KINK POST!!

who wants to help punish my mutt @purenullity in exchange for post-punishment pics posted this weekend??

my angel is sweet & obedient normally, the need to brat doesn’t make him a bad boy, just means he has a need that’s gotta be fulfilled <33 part of that need is punishment though.

considering that his action was touching without permission, part of his punishment will be something to do with deprivation. i already know exactly what i’ll be doing but i can’t put that here, he can’t know. if you’d like to know, please dm. it’ll help mindfuck him to know that a bunch of others know and he doesn’t.

pain usually isn’t a punishment with us because my pathetic pup is a masochist but i’ve found something that does get to him; cunt spanks with the belt.

he’s scared of it & he always begs me to just switch to his ass instead.

keep in mind that the poor baby DID mute himself so he wouldn’t wake me up (we sleep on the phone a lot) & he admitted it to me asap.

so. if you’d like to help, here are the RULES.

do not dm or ask either of us invasive shit, read our pinned posts if you would like to interact further than this post. don’t send him hard degradation please.

like = two slaps

reblog = four slaps

reblog with words/tags = six slaps

comment = eight slaps

all of the above = ten slaps

[punkisnthere]

It's no longer a want or a need, it's a carnal urge

Grgrgrgggghhgh

You like it when I talk to you like this, puppy? Cmere, don't hide from me, sweet thing. Let me see you, all of you. That's it, who's a good toy? Hands and knees, my love, just like that. Show me you can be a good puppy. My good pup, isn't that right, my love? That's it, sweet thing, you're so good for me. You look so fuckable with your ass in the air like that. Awwh look at you, all dumb and needy for me, trying to rub your thighs together like a pathetic dog in heat. Maybe if you ask nicely I'll give you exactly what you want, hm? Cmon, use your words, sweet thing, what do you need?

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You know how badly I want a nice collar bro

A nice collar with a nice leash that I can wear

Get one from one of the nice Leatherwork shops on etsy RAHAG G HHGGH I WANT ONE SO BAD BUT THEYRE SO EXPENSIVE CRYINF

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I have nothing to say other than I agree with this

overstimulation:

-hearing them sublty counting every time you cum, and then loudly praising you

-“i think you can go again for you, can’t you?”

-“what a good boy, you cum so well for me”

-“wow, you’re doing so well - it feels so good doesn’t it baby?”

-“do you need a break? awe, no? good boy, you love cumming for me don’t you?”

(and hearing how genuinely proud they sound every time you cum again)

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@canid-thing @jasper1364

Us????

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I agree I agree I agree I agree I agree

fat trans people. you agree. reblog

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Intox Posting🍃

I'm stoned as shit rn :)

Holy F U C K

I'm stoned out of my goddamned mind right now and I'm in vc with him and he said in a sort of breathy voice "I Love you baby~" except he didn't say baby, he said my name and the mic kind of glitched and I felt like I exploded cause i heard baby and I got so fucking red and I had my camera on and he didn't understand so I had to tell him and he's called me baby a few times after and I feel like im dying and now he's just rambling at me and I can't stop thinking about how much I love this man so much he's so stupid and sweet I need him so bad fuck fuck fuck fuck