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getting emotional over the fact that “a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away” seems to be the standard star wars fairytale intro, like our “once upon a time”

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i had my qualms but now that sabine has the right haircut and chopper is doing shenanigans i have higher hopes

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fellow distraught good omens girlies pls listen to ascensionism by sleep token if you want it to be Worse

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“what a djarin turn of events”

-my partner, on the realization that we’ve all been calling mando by his last name

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friend watching the original trilogy for the first time ever just referred to yoda as “adult grogu”

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✨It's time✨

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the owl house would’ve changed my life as a kid. it still did ofc but

if i could’ve seen a weird chaotic gnc teen thrive without compromising herself? nonbinary characters that presented in a variety of ways?? found families?? healthy healing from trauma?? fem queer relationships that were NOT buried by the end??? conflicts that ended with the aggressors properly accounting for their actions OR getting stomped when they refused???

i really would’ve been better off. thank you to everyone involved with the show <3 i hope you defeat the evil mouse and make a million spinoffs

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love the (unintentional?) implication in the john wick movies that assassin society is not only an open secret - a huge proportion of the global population is either a professional assassin, an amateur assassin, works for the assassin economy, or patronizes assassin-owned businesses

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April fool's? ⁉️ Only for April 1st? ⁉️ That's a weak mindset. That's low perfomance 📉 👎👎 I am a fool every day 🗓 The grind 💪💪💪📈 never stops ❌ ⛔️ I am in it for the long run 🔛🏃‍♀️ No quitter mindset here 🚫🔝 🏆

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sorry for being so weird it's my first time being alive

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a little guy as a little knight

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someone PLEASE remake mando szn 3 episode 6 with some good crunchy 70s graphics because that is the most garbage vintage tv show ever and I LOVE IT

proof? it has:

* domed cyberpunk space city

* random celebrity cameos

* a Quest™️ before the heroes can get what they want

* a surreal dinner party

* every shit cop show trope ever

* a bar where everyone stops talking when the heroes stop in

* a corny message about how a certain group isn’t so bad (droids)

* a plot twist where the unsuspecting background character is Bad

* a gracious space princess proclaims the moral center of the story and knights someone

* a one-on-one fight where everyone watches to determine the leader of something

* a loophole that’s pretty stupid in retrospect but you didn’t think of it did you ya dumbass??

plus Grogu helps Lizzo cheat at space croquet so overall best episode ever

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my friend has been watching all of the star wars movies for the first time and live-texting me commentary and questions for days

at one point she apologized in case it was annoying and i was like ?????

you’ve given me an opportunity to talk about my most special interest??? and pull out every obscure lore fact that’s been clogging up my brain???? bitch i should be THANKING YOU

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they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time

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you know you’re a glup shitto stan when you’re more excited about a five second cameo than the pew pew space battle