Lazarus. 25, they/them. There's probably pizza crust in my bedsheets.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon
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I learned German to write Flake a long winded and depraved letter lusting after him when I was 12 and he replied "I will return your letter when you are 30 so you may experience shame" signed with his legal name
...I can't believe that this site is free. Thanks anon💕
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vash the stampede found dead in new miami
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@otomeblcass
the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
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Vash, struggling to open a jar:
Wolfwood, seductively: Let me help you, baby boy.
Vash, hands it over to Ww: Thanks Wolfwood!
Wolfwood, is also struggling to open the jar:
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The work of a journalist is hard, everything must be documented and recorded … everything …
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debit or credit? you can insert your card now. damn he just went all the way in. that man just inserted his card and kept going until his whole body disappeared into the reader. manager i feel really sick can i go home
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Kill yourself
Kill me yourself you fucking pussy
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@punkwithpaints and I have entered the Trigun chat
Our contribution is this cursed shit
TRICROCS
VASH
WOLFWOOD
MERYL
ROBERTO






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You know who this motherf*cker looks like lowkey

LOOK

Please forgive me, our Lord, and Savior Nicholas D. Wolfwood. You're my favorite "priest"
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