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Mutuals i am sitting next to you putting the sticker from the fruit im eating on your hand as a subtle act of intimacy because i love and cherish you

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Man I hate people who are like, super verbal about hating cats. NOBODY cares that you don’t like cats. Also I think you’re a bitch ass

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Y'all really need to stop acting like nonbinary is a magical third gender that gay men and lesbians cannot be attracted to without switching their sexuality label

There are nonbinary gays, there are nonbinary lesbians, saying those sexualities immediately exclude nonbinary ppl is to spit in the face of the nonbinary members of those communities

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not a red flag but dated a guy who would start singing hamilton songs when he leaned into kiss me (ive never listened to hamilton, i dont really want to) and he broke up with me by giving me a card thst was just lyrics to the song burn.

honey you are a victim

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please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

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All those videos of white women in nice kitchens making nasty food are all orchestrated by a Las Vegas magician who was basically put in charge of Facebook's video content service because his page was so popular. He couldn't do street magic tricks during the pandemic so he studied viral food videos and made the "white women can't cook" video meme.

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There’s something particularly cruel about Israelis who sincerely believe they’re acting morally by giving Palestinians a slight warning before arbitrarily destroying everything they own. No one on Earth would accept that end of a deal, I don’t know why anyone expects Palestinians to

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the binging of babish

the binging of babish

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I feel this deeply

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new taylor swift song called fuck my stupid baka life

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What’s the *male* equivalent of a sundress

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So the big plot twist of Cruella is the reasons she wants to kill dalmatians for a coat is because her mom was killed by dalmatians as a kid.

There, I saved you 30 bucks Premium Access.