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They deserve more respect from the general public…
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Shane: *makes hilarious and dry joke*
Ryan: (wheeze) *repeats a single word from above joke*
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valentines day is a meaningless tradition invented by corporations so as to turn the act of love itself into a material commodity that can be bought and sold. this year i will not be participating in

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that scene in the emperors new groove where kuzco and yzma are going back and forth through the kitchen door ordering food from kronk while not noticing the other person is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it
#i did my major project in my film theory class abt emperors new groove#i was the only one to do an animated movie#KJDFHJGDS
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youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up
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HE JUST FCKING SCREAMS I-
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welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?
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me in 2025 about to go for a nice waddle through the debris of my neighborhood as i sport the latest government issued depression outfit
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i can’t confirm this with science but i like to think queen carrie fisher is using her new heavenly powers to help us enact vengeance upon the scum of hollywood
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my pretty friends: ugh i look so ugly
me, a goblin from the depths of my city’s sewage system: then what the hell am i, susan
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why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents
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friendly reminder that i have a big heart and i am trying my best
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