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Turn one: I place my fuckpig in the fuckpig position and end my turn

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Come to me Nerevar, to this place where Destiny is made.

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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

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fish dont know im wet 

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This was a very funny notif to get earlier.

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Seasons 1-3 remastered and fully captioned are now available on YouTube!

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if my nipples could stop getting hard and peaking through my shirt, that’d be awesome. thanks.

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the spooky haunted house in markarth would be a LOT spookier if it wasn’t doing exactly what skyrim glitches do anyway.  oh no, the cheeses are floating, how scary

my perfectly normal house in whiterun does the same thing, molag bal.  you gotta step up your game. 

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Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

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Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

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Cheltenham Bold Italic

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every single character who has to fight a shadowy evil version of themselves (e.g. Samus Aran, Scott Pilgrim, Link, Sora) is transgender

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no webcomic will ever be as funny as this strip from oglaf

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead