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I feel like this comming up on my feed is papa tumblr embracing me, welcoming me into his flock and embrasing me as one of his own. He has rewarded my procrastination with a little piss boy and i am forever grateful

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The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

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Academic papers are so fucking boring,why don't you nerds try a little bit of pizzaz in your writing. Huh?

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That was a very wholesome addition.

Thankyou

mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with

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London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

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trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

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obsessed with this christian blogger trying to help what are most likely porn bots seek the lord's forgiveness

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If you killed a cow do you milk it before you kill it or after? Like is it weird to milk a dead cow??? OOHH DOES THE MILK TASTE BETTER BECAUSE OF HOW THE COW SUFFERED?????

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Why neuclear waste not make soup?

Nuke soup good

Nuke soup tasty

Nuke soup nuketritious

Nuke soup solve world hunger

Nuke soup is friend :)

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Did you just say you like my posts?

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"I don't like the Jack Harkness test because it means it's okay to fuck Scooby Doo"

yes that's the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn't exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.

the reason you don't like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking

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The non-binary urge to commit vehicular manslaughter on an industrial scale.

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Damn dude, are you a fitted sheet? Cuz you’re complicated as fuck and really hard to figure out, but I desperately need you on this fucking mattress.

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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

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Amber bear amulet of neolithic hunter. c. 3500 years old

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