Volk/Other. 28. Manthing. They/He or Ze/Zier. Black and Slavic. Chronically ill. Veteran fannibal. Queer/Omni Aromantic fool. I'm currently learning ASL, Russian, and Hebrew. Jewish conversion student. T date 03/19/2020. Nsfw tagged as #osha violations. Transmeds/terfs/swerfs/exclusionists dni.
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Shout out the pizza place across from me that knows my preferences and is accommodating because I'm nice and tip
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revolver ocelot has the world’s funniest height (in feet and inches) because you KNOW he wants to say that he is 6ft tall so bad but he is .25in too short. it must be killing him. but i appreciate that even though he is a literal Professional Liar and it would be easy to round up even if he wasn’t, he is STILL honest about his height. men on hinge take note.
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Im starting to think your fetish isn't based in Marxist theory...
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You can’t lose at beachvolley!! Nobody will want to do business with us ever again if they learn you’ve LOST AT BEACHVOLLEY
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i ❤️ my phone so i made it a bedroom to go to sleep in when i want to reduce my screen time





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this is so funny to me on a meta level it makes daniils comments on artemys hands hilarious
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HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.
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What if I drew Artemy and Daniil older, gave them longer hair and made them fall in love again. What then??
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People in the UK who are capable of getting pregnant may want to delete any period tracking apps and be very careful about who you tell if you are pregnant. New guidance issued by the national police chiefs council encourages police to search electronic devices and homes following unexpected pregnancy loss for evidence of self administered abortions.
Also reminder that abortion is not fully legal in the UK and the majority of abortions carried out are done under *very* loose interpretations of the law and most would most likely be deemed illegal if the abortion act were enforced.
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