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white boy SHOCKS chinese restaurant staff with ancient death lightning

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i wanted to reblog that post but i am blocked. ah well. i don’t really mind, as i have the buddha nature

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>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion

>must be a rhythm game player

>genuinely impressed at the apm

>look outside

>crabs are pinching a man to death

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Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest pardon right now

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Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

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im just not attracted to anyone or anything ever. until i am.

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i’ve decided to completely dedicate myself to symbols and patterns

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"Top dog" implies the existence of "bottom dog.” This is a service that I am willing to provide.

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my kitty is so good for me :) all they want is to make me feel good no matter what i ask for. they beg to eat me out for hours and then they let me pin them down and ride them for more.

we both have collars :3 puppy and kitty co ownership

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hi im max!!

major puppy :3c

dms are closed

dni if youre under 18 or no age in bio, and for b3astislity

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need to be given a bath but in a dog way. you agree. reblog

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weed that makes you hump everything and pant like a dog

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