puppygirljulia

[puppygirljulia]

houseplant type friend

[puppygirljulia]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 2

[puppygirljulia]

pretty little subs that blush at praise, smile when you choke them, and sleep with stuffed animals have my whole entire heart at this point

[puppygirljulia]

[puppygirljulia]

[puppygirljulia]

at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

[puppygirljulia]

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

[puppygirljulia]

Wunk of us tells only the truth

And wunk of us tells only lies

[puppygirljulia]

[puppygirljulia]

do not call me dungeonmommy.

[puppygirljulia]

just successfully negotiated a deal for tonight’s activities with my business degree having gf

[puppygirljulia]

Excluding the crucial fact that office jobs pay you an income….if staying home to raise children and do chores and bake bread was really so much easier and more joyful than working in an office on some objective level, why aren’t men doing it? Why aren’t they chomping at the bit to be ~leisurely house husbands~ to a working wife? Why aren’t they stepping up to depend solely on someone else’s income in exchange for round-the-clock domestic labor, if it’s really as blissful and their propaganda suggests? Curious.

[puppygirljulia]

Trans women should get free pizza, burgers, orange chicken etc

[puppygirljulia]

ask her if she's been a "brave meid" and whether she wants a "koekje", then go "zit'; af; braaf".

then fuck her silly.

...but maybe I am projecting.

important question how do you flirt with a Dutch girl

[puppygirljulia]

🫵 Julia

*gasp

[puppygirljulia]

my 3 train enthusiast girlfriends (yes they like trains)

[puppygirljulia]

1 am and dying of laughter

unknown forces compelled me to draw this