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had a dream about getting my dick sucked in the shower and it wasnt even that good

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do you think there's a guy who calls it "cuckies" and gets really really excited to sit in the chair

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sometimes i see people hornyposting and im like man it is 8am. earlier if youre in another timezone. and other times i wake up and my first thought is how someones mouth should be on my dick right now so i get it

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bought a package of sliced chicken from costco(big) for sandwiches so i dont have to keep buying chicken. unfortunately ive been eating nothing but sandwiches for 4 weeks and today i couldnt stomach my lunch

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giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

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freaks out and cries again bc they're changing my schedule next month

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i get cramps every time i orgasm :/

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idk its just really distracting can someone crawl under the table for me i think thatd help a lot

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i should be having my dick sucked

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what was your almost name? mine was sofia

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when you're telling a work story & someone's like "wtf that's not allowed you should report that person to HR". no offense but i'd literally rather be eaten alive by a polar bear than interact with HR. specifically polar bear because ik they're struggling from climate change and could use a nice meal btw

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do they know that when i say my animal im talking about my boyfriend's fursona. do they know that

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you teeter a little too close to liking zoophillia for me

LMFAO

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My animal ^_^

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Virgin, dorky smiled, boyfailure who has the most crude and sexual sense of humor because it’s all that’s on his mind 24/7, he spends all social events making shocking and provocative comments, hiding behind his cocky persona because the only sexual attention he gets in private is him humping a pillow alone like a dog in heat, you feel bad enough you may just have to fuck the guy to put him out of his misery :(

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type A intox dom gf who rarely if ever smokes or drinks, but gets turned on when you hit your pen first thing in the morning. intox dom gf who teases you for being stoned all the time. intox dom gf who wants to make you worse purely for her own amusement and sexual gratification. as soon as you move in with her, she orders you to quit your job. she takes any administrative life tasks out of your hands (you weren’t doing it right anyway, her system is much better) so all you have to think about is getting as high as humanly possible

she’s up early with her green tea and oatmeal, reading, making grocery lists and meal planning, organizing the house. you’re lucky if you manage to form one coherent thought per day that isn’t about sex or sparking up