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is this a safe space. can i admit that it works on me when people older than me tell me i’m “so mature for my age.” it will make me all blushy and render me susceptible to coercive sexual advances

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cw: internal water sports

wasn’t really that into morning sex until i thought of someone waking up and filling my hole just to piss inside me cause they didn’t want to walk to the bathroom

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if i’m taking my fakeboy to get bottom surgery, should i mention that by that i actually mean a vaginoplasty and labiaplasty because i want that cunt to be tight and fat-lipped, or should i keep it as a surprise?

cishets, ageless & minors dni

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make me stop rambling and overthinking by shoving your fingers in my mouth and let me get hazy thinking only about pleasing you you you

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Reasons why people would be hotter with tails:

-needy bottoms lifting their tails to expose their holes like animals in heat

-shy bottoms covering their holes with their tails so you can move it aside

-grabbing them at the base of the tail to hold them still while you fuck them

-wrapping your tail around them in public as an act of ownership

- wrapping your tail around their head while they go down on you to keep them in place (especially if you're doing something unrelated with your hands)

-needy subs who's tails get twitchy when they're horny

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Thinking about bratty puppies with oral fixations. Biting and growling at me for attention, whining and throwing fits until they finally feel my fingers push past their lips and down their throat. Such a fussy little thing that turns into a mindless drooling mutt after finally having their mouth filled, wagging their imaginary tail and looking up to me so cutely all dazed and heart eyed.

Being so happy to have one of their holes used by their owner no matter how simple or degrading, because that what they’re made for. Just a pretty set of holes for daddy to ruin and play with. <3

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wanna get a hysterectomy just so i can do all the breeding with none of the preggo

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Me liking a bunch of your posts is the equivalent to a puppy nudging your hand for pets. (Also I'd probably want you to fuck me stupid but pets is cool too)

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okay, so picture this; you get home for the day and i kiss you and then lay you down on the couch and i give you head while you rant about whatever you want for as long as you want until you run out of things to say because my tongue making circles like that is distracting you and i keep biting your thighs and leaving marks wherever i can reach so then you just lie there for a while moaning and whimpering and unable to make sentences and i keep sucking you off until eventually i let you cum. but i mean, i don’t know, just think about it maybe

cishets, ageless & minors dni

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calling a trans ‘boy’ it instead of she because it’s just 3 holes for me to a abuse, nothing more

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I hope science doesn't progress to the point where puppyboys are real but like you aren't born that way, you get turned into one. And they're owned like dogs by cute nice owners. And like I'd be involuntarily kidnappes by an evil dogperson corporation and they sedate me and drug me and surgically give me puppy ears and a tail and feed me colorful pills that make my iq drop and then sell me to a wealthy person who makes me wear a collar with a bell on it and I sleep in a cage and I don't really understand a lot anymore because all my human thoughts have been forced out of me but I'm happy and I get to be a really good boy forever and I get loved and taken care of. Hope that doesn't happen.

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when i say me and who in the tags that is actually bait for mutuals to say me and you. btw

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Using your transmasc roommate as a urinal on the condition you won't cut holes in her binder so her nipples poke out 🥰

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Puppify everything they do!! It's important!!!!

Don't just tell them to get their toys, tell them to fetch

When they yawn, make sure to pat their head and call them a sleepy puppy

Hand feed them treats!!

Casually call them a good boy/good girl whenever they get something done or do something right

When they forget something or mess up, laugh it off and call them a silly puppy

Don't just ask if they want to have sex, ask if they want to play

When you're going out, ask them if they want to go for a walk

Always preface gifts/favors/anything they look forward to by saying "does puppy want a treat?"

If they get stammery and flustered, just tell them to speak, it works miracles

When getting into bed or sitting on the couch, pat the bed where you want them to sit and they'll hop right up

Keep them in line by reminding them that puppies don't bite/talk/etc

Feel free to add anything you do to make sure your puppy never forgets that they're your pretty doggie ♥️♥️♥️

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I just need a good man to steal my binder and cut it up in front of me as he tells me that dumb little girls don’t need clothes like that.

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really just need someone to laugh at me. good old fashioned bullying. point and laugh bullying. need you to channel nelson from the simpsons when you see the masc guy with huge tits (me). that shits funny

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calling a trans ‘boy’ it instead of she because it’s just 3 holes for me to a abuse, nothing more