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You're going on a date with a beautiful transgender woman. You stay up all night reading internet memes about trans women in hopes of getting an edge in. You go over and say "wow cute skirt, I bet you make it go spinny all the time." She looks at you indifferently, like she doesn't know what you're talking about. "Oh, you mean like that meme for teenagers on reddit? I mean I'm 32 so I'm kind of normal about wearing skirts. I mean I get the excitement when you're like 15." A cold streak presses down your forehead. It's not over yet. You stumble out a line about Fallout New Vegas. She says that she never really got into that one. Crisis mode. You touch her hand and she reflexively recoils but then tries to play it off. You order drinks and conversation moves along: she tries to tell you about a novel she's reading. This isn't part of the script. You try to connect the plot of the novel to a niche fetish that you heard trans people on the internet like. The vicissitudes of discomfort play out across her face. She gets a phone call. Apparently her mom is in the hospital. What luck.

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if earth was a big blue ball, i’d toss it for you to chase it

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Pixie Flip

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i love when dogs like human food, like you’re a dog wym you like tortellini

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The trans girl you have a crush on is literally never going to get the hint, you gotta fucking tell her, now, go do it.

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chat am I taking this too far

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the ceo of boeing has just admitted to killing whistleblowers - "it happens" he says

ok

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unserious website

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a transmasc talking about transmascs in the transmasc community: i think sometimes trsnsmascs are misogynistic and that's bad

one billion people on this website: um??? why do you hate trans men? why do you think trans men should all die?

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you cant be talking like that white baby

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punk rock is about being polite obeying the rules and telling an adult when you have a problem. dont let those posers in spiked jackets gaslight you into thinking cursing is ok.

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yeah it is actually insane that literally millions of people have been murdered by the united states in the name of anticommunism, just for daring to want a socialist society, people are permanently disabled or traumatized, children are born with birth defects from us bombs to this day, many countries are still under crushing economic sanctions or still living in the aftermath of us backed right wing coups, and it really is insignificant to most americans

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fat lesbians are everything to me and i will worship the ground they walk on

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Art by Rebeca Fleur, Spanish